TheLordofTurtles

Shelled Reptile Royalty

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@LucyPyre_ The last time I can recall is The Good Place.

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@troykarraker @CrusaderWatch If you're moving a good distance, it's cheaper to buy new stuff rather than move most of your belongings. When I moved across state I had three boxes of personal stuff, the rest I replaced. I told my grandmother that plan and she looked at me like I grew a second head.

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@BENZOTOOIE The Good Place.

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@CovfefeChan Have you move a couch and then help me in the garden.

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@TheWapplehouse It's not about historical revisionism. It's just racism.
You hear people whine about dark-skinned folks in viking shit, but those same people are silent when leather armor is on the screen and women have uncovered hair. They don't care about history. It's just racism.

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@CovfefeChan They might be. I have friend that I invite to things all the time, but they never invite me to stuff. Their reason is they have a tiny apt and don't throw any events, but loving going out to events. Could be like that.

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@MAGABarbie317 @reesetheone1 Marriage certificate isn't a valid document under the new bill. If you got married and changed your name, you need a passport. Which takes months to get, lots of money, and many appointments.
Millions of married women will be ineligible to vote with this bill you goddamn clown.

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@MAGAVoice The bill would require a passport to vote for a huge chunk of the electorate. A passport takes months to get, $160, and visits to multiple places.
It's a poll tax you slack-jawed moron. Tell me, did you discover cotton candy in the walls as a kid and have to go to the hospital?

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@RepMichaelCloud The bill would require a passport to vote, an item that takes months to acquire, more than a hundred dollars, and multiple visits to various places of business.
You're supporting a poll tax, one that targets married women specifically, you anti-democratic sack of horse leavings.

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@Eric65222494 @Longbow196558 @BasedMikeLee Registration isn't the issue my guy. It's identification. Registering to vote has a pretty rigorous ID process. Proving who the hell you are at the polling place is the matter at hand.

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@Avagitarian @scottsimanski @BasedMikeLee If you're a married woman, odds are your name is different than on your birth certificate. In which case, under this new law, you need a passport to be able to vote. A passport costs about $160 dollars and has a multi-month application process.
You are a goddamn clown.

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@dannyspud_ Check it out guys, I figured out who this boot-licking dweeb is.

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@BuzzPatterson There's a fucking watermark in the middle for the ai engine that made it you pathetic clown.

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@bennyjohnson Benny, I need you to understand. Not everyone is thinking about you and your dumb garbage all the time. Most of us don't think about you at all. After I'm done writing this post, I will never think about you again unless you drift across my timeline. And that's not suspicious.

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@hasanthehun The funniest thing to me about the whole thing is that their halftime show is actually kind of an achievement. Done quick on a small budget, it managed to get 5 million watchers. That's not nothing, but it's not the juggernaut they want, so they stomp their feet and cry.

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@st_louis_stan That's Anthony Bourdain, a celebrity chef that died a few years ago, you slack-jawed junkslut.

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@NWcountrymusic1 This can't be fucking real. This is some sort of prank by one of the blue collar comedy guys, right? Like, this whiny, sad-boy slop can't be a serious song from a serious artist.

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@bennyjohnson There are videogame streams on youtube that regularly clock 16 million concurrent viewers. You guys topped out at 5 million. It's hardly a record.
The funny thing is, that this is actually an achievement. It's just not the biggest ever, so you lie to yourselves. It's so damn sad.

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@nicksortor Bro, it's not even on there.

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@EricLDaugh Why does this matter so much that you'll tell easily disproven lies? You guys had your own show, broadcast so you didn't have to see any brown people speak a language that scares you. why is it so important that more people watched it?