Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls

Amateur Sh*t Poster in Training, Observational Commentary & Existential Quandry [BANTER, BS & NONSENSE]

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

@BillMurray @GoldenCorral Why is my life the #GroundHogDay version of a teen lock-in at an #AllYouCanEat buffet of disappointment?

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

Boycott Publix

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

And today we learned Alex Jones got @Publix heiress to donate $300,000 for January 6 event at Capitol. The same heiress gave DeSantis $25,000 in 2019. DeSantis has even more blood money on his hands

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

And today we learned Alex Jones got @Publix heiress to donate $300,000 for January 6 event at Capitol. The same heiress gave DeSantis $25,000 in 2019. DeSantis has even more blood money on his hands

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Nobody should be surprised that @JoeBiden lied about $2000 checks.

He lied the entire primary, but liberals were too busy chanting “Trump bad” to even care that they were nominating a pathological liar. #BidenLied

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Thank you to everyone who is calling out @JoeBiden and @TheDemocrats for blatantly lying about $2000 checks. They control the entire government and they need to be held accountable. #BidenLied

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Warren's #WealthTax plan calls for 2% over $500M, 1% more for over $1 billion. No one at that level of wealth would see any difference whatsoever in their lifestyle, but millions of people would see a fundamental difference in their lives based on what we could do with the money.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

It sounds like Warren is trying to protect the hedge funds

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef

[Dane Schofield @Daneisnumber1]

Robinhood CEO responds to backlash after restriction. (Parody) #RobinHood #GameStop

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

@Daneisnumber1 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

@KingFazir Never seen a dude subconsciously shake his head “no” so hard for 10 mins straight. 100 of 100 Body language specialists say, “this is 1000 percent B.S.!” 😂

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

@tedlieu @RobinhoodApp @SEC_Enforcement Never seen a dude subconsciously shake his head “no” so hard for 10 mins straight. 100 of 100 Body language specialists say, “this is 1000 percent B.S.!” 😂

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

Never seen a dude subconsciously shake his head “no” so hard for 10 mins straight before.

100 of 100 Body language specialists say, “this is 1000 percent B.S.!” 😂

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev defends the company's decision to limit trading on some symbols following the GameStop stock chaos, saying they must "prudently manage the risk and the deposit requirements."

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

@ChrisCuomo Never seen a dude subconsciously shake his head “no” so hard for 10 mins straight. 100 of 100 Body language specialists say, “1000 percent B.S.!” 😂

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Russian artist Svetlana Petrova decided to add her big ginger cat to some iconic portraits and masterpieces #womensart #Caturday

[Harvey J Kaye @harveyjkaye]

My #RadicalLeftistAgenda is to not only reach back 90 years in order to remind Americans of #FDR, but also remind everyone we are the children of the Greatest Generation - the most progressive generation in our history who enacted #SocSec #NLRA and beat the shit out of Fascism.

[Twenty Tiny Pterodactyls @TurtlesOnFlex]

🤣😭💀

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

What.

[Angela Gore @Angkgore]

These racist Davy Crockett redneck pieces of SHIT armed themselves and carried a goddamn confederate flag into our nation’s capitol. #DCProtests #capitol

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I’m not sure what to say in this moment other than I am hurt...and that this feeling is too familiar, because we feel it, we see it and we live it again and again.

It’s why we organize, why we protest, why we say their names, and why we say:

#BlackLivesMatter 
#JacobBlake

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

as conservatives and liberals whine about antifa's supposed violence yet again, it's important to remember: