The Turtle

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@Bobbystewart03 I want songs and atmosphere not drums.
If I wanted drums I’d go and see Phil Collins

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@fat_wreck Thanks, that works

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@fat_wreck Link doesn’t work, just takes me to a “set up a go fund me page”

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@Liz399406058762 @whippyfist @RomfordTipster @Joey7Barton Pretty sure Jenas presents the One Show and has also presented MOTD2

[Star Sports Bookmakers @StarSports_Bet]

⭐ | JUST WILLIAM

In his latest column, @KeejayOV3 defends the Elizabeth Line, focuses on local buses and gives Rishi Sunak advice!

Read below! 👇

https://t.co/YmlB5dfUs1

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@stellacreasy I’m a man with a cervix, can I still apply?

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@campbellpratt1 I’ll take it, I’ll be at Bannerman’s but happy to meet wherever

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@SiClare Gareth Southgate

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@SpursOfficial The exchange is broken, please fix it.

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@Turfansurf @JuliaHB1 I don’t drink water. Water is a a fish’s house.

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@80_mcswan @tarisgal42 Before I can possibly vote:-
1. Currency?
2. Guaranteed entry to EU?
3. Roads. Per taxpayer Scotland has the highest (by far), how do we afford it?

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@Betfair *draw

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@carolxhodge Really enjoyed your set at Bannerman’s, been listening to the crippling space between every day since

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@JuliaHB1 @TalkTV Saving Lives, Shagging Wives

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@RalphGill25 @tarisgal42 Nope. They died with Covid, specifically within 28 days of a positive test.
c.180,000 people die every year within 28 days of having a haircut.

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@GingerWildheart @carolxhodge Any fun bags tonight ?

[The Turtle @turtlesptrading]

@tracey_crosbie Either you didn’t wear a mask and socially distance or you did and this is proof that neither of them protected you. Hope you and your husband are OK.

[STV News @STVNews]

Nicola Sturgeon reported to police over 'face mask law breach' in barber's. https://t.co/93Z2A1gJfI

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Sturgeon had a mask on for the official photo call, but as soon as the press were out the way, the mask came off and she broke her own covid law.

#ResignSturgeon

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

A video showed the First Minister appearing to flout face covering rules.
https://t.co/avTJyMDZdx