Stew

Just a box turtle living this turtle life the only way I know how - on the edge.

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Human turned on the heater just for me. #happyturtle #turtlestew #turtlesoftwitter

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Only so much stress a turtle can take. #okstatefootball #stress #turtlestew

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Every party I have is a house party. #turtlelife #mobilehome #turtlestew

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Next time I'm going to be an owl. Or maybe I'll just grow wings. #turtlesoftwitter #turtlestew #mugglestruggle

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Human put Hugo the Beta Fish in my home while she cleaned his tank. Not sure how I feel about this. #FishAreWeird #TurtleTuesday #IDontShare

[Stew @turtlestew15]

@RobertDowneyJr It is Humans birthday. RT please to help wish her a happy day. She makes me watch your movies all the time. All. The. Time.

[Stew @turtlestew15]

@taylorswift13 Human forgot which track "I wish you would" was. Can you tell me?

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Turtles love Sharknados too. #Sharknado3

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Turtles are cooler than humans for many reasons, the main one being that they are turtles. #turtlelife #turtlepower #turtlestew

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Um....Dean wore plaid in #GilmoreGirls too...turtles don't wear plaid, so I guess I can never be named Dean. #supernatural #turtleprobs

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Wait....so in #supernatural the main characters are Dean and...Dean from #Gilmore Girls How do I tell the difference?? #ConfusedTurtle

[Stew @turtlestew15]

At #starbucks with Human. I'm more popular than her. #nbd

[Stew @turtlestew15]

I was initially planning on being a casual fan but then thought, why not let it consume me? #TurtlesLikeSPN #supernatural #BlameTheHuman

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Watching #familyfeud because Human wouldn't take me to the pool. #IDontSwim

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Human says I can only go to fancy dinners if I have fancy clothes. Where can I get a top hat? #FancyLiving #fancydress #tophat

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Human is thinking about sneaking me into a fancy lunch meeting. #HopeItHappens #FancyLiving #turtlepower #turtlelife

[Stew @turtlestew15]

I left the back door open. The cat wandered out. #CatWhatCat #IAmTheMaster #AndStayOut

[Stew @turtlestew15]

So I guess this cat is here to stay. It keeps batting my shell. #Cats #AmIRightLadies #turtlelife

[Stew @turtlestew15]

Human made me share my food with a cat so I'm ignoring her now. I don't share. #GetYourOwn #turtlestew #HumansSuck

[Stew @turtlestew15]

@mishacollins PS: I doubt you speak turtle, so it'd be a boring chat on your end. #TurtlesRule #turtlestew