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I don’t even know

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

Thats a BOLD fucking lie bc when i asked this they said there was no rooms and that my room which was supposed to be ready @ 4 pm was still not ready meanwhile they were checking in other families. And then they were surprised when i canceled my reservation and booked elswhere

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

A former Marriott front desk agent said:

"In 6 years, I checked in 90,000 guests. Not one of them ever asked me the question that would've changed their entire stay."

"They asked for their reservation. They gave their name. They took the key. They walked to the elevator."

"Not one of them ever asked: 'What rooms do you have available tonight?'"

"That question changes everything. Because the answer is almost always: better rooms than the one you're about to get. The system auto-assigns you a room based on an algorithm that optimizes for inventory management not guest experience. It gives you the lowest-category room that matches your reservation. Standard king. Low floor. Parking lot side. That's the default."

"But when you ask me what's available, I open the full inventory. I see the suites sitting empty. The corner rooms unbooked. The premium floors with views that nobody requested. And now I have a reason to move you because you asked."

"In 6 years, I had the ability to upgrade guests on almost every single shift. Empty suites. Open premium rooms. Corner rooms with city views. They were there. Most nights. Most hotels. Most of the time."

"90,000 guests. And not one of them asked what else existed."

I asked her to tell me everything every trick, every mistake, every insider detail from 6 years and 90,000 check-ins behind the Marriott front desk.

Here's all of it 🧵

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@kumoriRaver Well tbf those shoes aren’t gonna be comfortable for that festival snot saying wear some sketchers but she shoulda thought bout putting some comfort soles in them if she was gonna wear them for a long time

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@thirdking0208 Channing cried about not being gambit so they said alright fine here you go

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@LEGO_Group I beg of thee please tell me what I need to do to get the frozen ice castle #43197 😭 I know it’s retired but I never had enough money to buy it when it was released please you don’t understand how big of a fan I am of FROZEN I need this set

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@holland_tom Who tf listens to movie critics anymore

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

So a woman who I backed into going 0 mph just gave me a $1800 quote for damage…like I need to have that investigated right she’s def tryna throw shit that’s not me on the bill? This is the supposed damage i did on her btw and the damage on my car on the right

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@DiscussingFilm BRUH I’m so happy he was an elite blue beetle

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

Tbh before it was even announced we all kinda suspected that they were gonna make the decision not to sign back with YG, there was no real comeback for deadline or as many group activities as born pink. Group content was slim then they all announced the solo contracts

[manzanita 👾 SAW TWICE @Manzanita193]

If there’s any bp fans in here, were the girls attitudes similar to Twice’s before they got solo contracts? Or was it more obvious that the group content would slow down? I’m not tryna shade or anything I’m just genuinely curious

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@levnxrae Fiberglass is the absolute WORST thing to get on your skin it’s so small that you can’t pick it out yourself you’d need a hospitals help even then your gonna be in pain for a long time

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@beyoncegarden Just bc you follow a recipe doesn’t mean anything that food can still taste like ass coming from an unfortunate soul who’s had to taste test for wannabe cooks

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@aviesmiley She’s collection the dragon gods like they’re gold keys 😂😂😂

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@stan_FT_EZ Yo… so my fic is fact?

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@halenhargreevs Skate story it came out last December but I’ve already replayed it 5 times

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@animeupdates If this was actually mashimas work it would’ve gotten 7 seasons

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

Bruh neds annoying af. Bring Harry back

[Andrea ➃ | saw BND @moovsny]

You can say whatever you want about Ned, but he's a thousand times better friend and more loyal to Peter parker than Harry osborn ever was. And to me, it's not even up for debate.

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

it’s bc a HUGE amount of tax payers money actually go to the national team in support of them going to Olympics World Cup things like that. So they’re rightfully pissed that the money taken out of their wallets was wasted bc the sketch hire EVERYONE didn’t trust cost them the WC

[☆Mew☆⁷⁼¹ saw louder than bombs live @SugAquarius7]

Are koreans actually treating their football team like they committed a crime for not making it to the next round??

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

YOOOO TAKE THAT BRAZIL JAPAN MAKING THE FIRST GOOOOOAAAALL!!!

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

Dahyun on a daaaaate 🤭🤭🤭🤭 kicking my feet giggling yall she’s def married ☠️☠️☠️

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

I told my boss & hr I was quitting bc I didn’t think it was fair I couldn’t get a day off to go to the doctor for a broken finger meanwhile my counterparts could take time off for vacations to Disneyland. I also said I was tired of dealing with the mf doing coke in the restroom

[turtleboss @turtlewombats]

@titanwuzh3re OP really tryna seem like the victim but they’re just a complete asshole