my manager hugged me
and my hands were at my side
i didnt even hug her back
and then my coworker was like oo he's cold
as if i was cold
uknow
tryna play it off
but i was just uncomfortable
I AMDFUCKIGN
DOG SHIT
MY HANDS WERE SWEATY
AND DEAD
AND I AM GONNA SAY IT
FUCK
GEN IS LIKE
FULL AF I THINK RN
OIADSJH;PFGKLASDJTFGDA;SOL
SOMEONE KILL ME AND SEND ME OVER A BRIDGE PLS
ok guys like why have prostitution be illegal uknow cause like its not a big crime where u wud rob a bank for money, ur just selling ur body for money and tbh that sounds p hard and rough.
guys
like
why keep people alive in prisons who have done some real bad stuff
uknow like why risk them alive and risk them breaking out
like just shoot them on sight uknow
bro
what if like all ur friends died
like every single one of them
that wud be wild
then suddenly like
a text pops up above u
saying
FFA WINNER
LOL
wudnt that be kinda like OOF
im sure
some kid in our grade
has raped some other person
i wudnt be surprised
by it
i think about that sometimes and im like
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what if someone's dick flaccid was so ping u cud strangle someone with it
then if he gets caught and the police need to confiscate it
wud they just cut his dick off
or like put like one of those chassis on it
and then
u think
one of them while they having sex
like one of the guys
would make the other guy ejaculate on accident
instead of the girl
while having sex?
im so smart
i just had
really big brain thought
ok guys
so like
what if
there were two guys
with penises
and a girl with a vagina
and then the penises are smol
so like what if
they cud both fit their dicks inside one hole
= vagina uknow
oh shig
i thought of smth
if u want to lose ur virginity for free
but ur incapable of getting a gf
u just commit a crime
and go to prison
they be butt fucking in prison
and there u can lose ur virginity