alyx

we takin over 🛸

[27. @dimvji]

need like six months where no one expects anything from me

[ْ @omgiknowyou]

You weren’t suicidal enough at 11 to understand me

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[meru ⚢ @plaks4ngel]

why can i not go to a hospital and request medically assisted suicide

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

everyone line up it’s time for euthanasia

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[alyx @tussssin]

the banker in charge of the money bank

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Im sorry liver but daddy’s thirsty again

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

Yall don’t even play iMessage games anymore smh

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I went to my hood yesterday niggaz start calling me Big Dookie I said why y'all calling me that they say Man U been shitting on niggaz

[nyc bro @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[໊ ⟡ @soysabil]

pretending to be asleep so the cop that arrested me has to carry me to my cell

[saz @emorollll]

u call it substance abuse i call it my chemical romance