theo🎾

powerfully deluded

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

life improved when i realized i am a genius who responds very poorly to pressure of any kind 😌

[𝑀. @masokissssed]

If you’re not in nyc today I feel bad for you

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@north0fnorth thats an internet thing

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@TheMovieMermaid this needs to be studied

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@_lesleymarie_ normalize airline literacy

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@lexlisbon less spandex

[The Unsaid @thesubtext__]

@arshia__ the L train really does produce the best and worst 4 minutes of people's lives

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

can’t explain it but the dream of 2006 is alive in Union Square. iPod touch ahh place

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

i’m just going to find my bliss and live in delusion ☝️😌

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

the tennis permit guys in nyc are my own person villains but they’re also such undercover angels once you’ve repeatedly cat called them

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

seeing monogamous old straight couples on vacation and knowing their love had no chance in the wild if they had to re-do everything from scratch in bushwick like some sort of bad game show

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

waaait if u mow down a Waymo how tf do u exchange insurance info??

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

danny trejo in a wegovy commercial is a crime. let the man be omg

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

2016 attractiveness gap relationship

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I rebuke you lowkey

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@Wendys okay 23 yr old marketing person

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@ilovetopiss 1920s and the 2020s same thing fr

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@t_sadiity soooooo delete it

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

y do i feel like they banned vaping on planes kinda just to be mean

[theo🎾 @tutterthemouse]

@Focus_MX @Caol_MacCormaic DOLLAR STORE.. oh honey. this ain’t that kinda pan