Alexander Hayes

UNCC 18'ish

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Was doin' taxes and it asked me if I had any dependents, so I listed 4 million illegal immigrants and 6 million people on welfare. Merica.

[Par @parrislarkin]

When you already got full on the chips and queso and your meal arrives https://t.co/ferV5XsKFJ

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Unsweet tea? More like terrorist tea. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

BOOM goes the dynamite. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Since a black guy killed 3 white people, I guess we should all go loot the Bass Pro & Cabelas and burn down Chick-fil-A. For "justice." 🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Folks were mad that we dropped a 21,000 pound bomb on ISIS. Now they're mad that the bomb "only" killed 94 ISIS members. Make up your mind.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Today's forecast in Syria...
Merica.

[Alexander Hayes @tuttlehayes]

@JeffTrainham @colincampbell Fox is beating them all in number of viewers and ratings... maybe your networks are the shitty ones

[Alexander Hayes @tuttlehayes]

@JeffTrainham you're ridiculous

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The problem with this country is that people have million dollar dreams and minimum wage work ethics. Merica.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Don't even try to Google something if you're a straight white guy without a limp...

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

WikiLeaks has still not been approached by the U.S. Senate or House intelligence committees or by the FBI (or any other agency).

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don't get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Deuce Bigalow spittin' fire. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Shake and Bake. Merica.

[Baked Alaska @bakedalaska]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[sean @5eean]

Smuggling my dog back to college.

[Baked Alaska @bakedalaska]

The main culprit of the #BLMKidnapping has a bail of $1,500...

Wow, talk about privilege!