tutuxtwo

dreaming of festivals. editor in chief at @thefestvoice

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

Dear @paramountplus - WHY TF DO YOU GET RID OF THE SCREAMS THE WEEK BEFORE

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Dear @pizzahut - you’re my favorite pizza in the land but sadly, I cannot have gluten anymore. Please make a gluten free delicious crust!!

[britta grace 🧚🏼‍♀️✨🌞🌱🪩🌈 @britta_grace1]

hi, you matter. your presence makes the world brighter. your energy makes people feel seen and safe and alive. I’m happy you’re here

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@TheFestVoice @RelentlessBeats @KI_Alex326 @santana_nadiaaa @strokemylexus

[THE FESTIVAL VOICE @TheFestVoice]

GIVEAWAY for Excision in ABQ! We are giving away a pair of tickets for both nights-2 winners

To enter:
- must follow @TheFestVoice
- must follow @RelentlessBeats

- tag who you’d bring below

2/9 - 2/16.
#Excision #ABQ #EnterForExcision #Giveaway #PLUR #Headbanger

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

My husband is mad at me because I am watching The Vampire Diaries for the billionth time.

[PhillyBeatzU ➡️ Pokemon Worlds @PhillyBeatzU]

Alright.. who put all these Snorlax in a business meeting at Costco?

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

@Fit_Marguerite What is even happening? A cup? What? Is this a tik tok craze? I’m so confused. These are all rhetorical btw

[👽Marguerite👽 @Fit_Marguerite]

No hate- but why are we all losing our minds over a $50-$80 travel mug?

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

So many but probably Slander!

[Summer Camp Music Festival @summercampfest]

[GIVEAWAY] You've had a full week to dive into the Sounds Of Solshine ✨🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧚✨ Let us know who are you most excited to see over Memorial Day Weekend and Retweet a chance to win a pair of tickets to #SolshineReverie24

[bonky @shesbonky]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Joann Fabrics:
What if we made the founding fathers sexy as fuck and put them on quilting cotton?

[mr. bounce @jersey__bounce]

in n out tastes so fucking good when you don’t have a bitch from the east coast in your ear telling you it’s mid

[𝕶 𝖆 𝖘 𝖘 👹 @codenamevoyd]

How would voyd wear a Santa hat??

first or second??

[Alec @alecthemancub]

anytime I show my parents pictures of me w people at shows, they’ll say “who are these people?” and I feel so ridiculous saying “my fans”, so I just say “these are my friends”

merry Christmas friends. grateful for you and your support :)

[toad @aeon_toad]

So apparently they oversold decadence co by so much the fire marshal stepped in & said they have to cap it at 2300 a day and refund over 800+ tickets already sold in the next couple days!! People are going to be pisssedddd

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

Some lady is smoking next to the gas pump. Cool. Hope I don’t blow up.

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@A_Ham__Sandwich I’m going to try first thing Monday.

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I have a stalker and I’m terrified. My protective order ended at midnight. He texted me at 12:11.

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@DJPh03NiX He tried to swerve

[tutuxtwo @tutuxtwo]

You “can’t make it” to my fucking wedding as a bridesmaid but you can fly to see your other friend in Detroit. Check. I see where I stand.