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•MTL•25• a comedy of errors

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

the lady at the Chinese restaurant where I frequent has started to greet me with “hey sexy” so my life is actually going very well thank you

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

I wanna contribute to the chaos

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

Just in case Montreal decided to destroy a highway and build a new exit since the last time I was there

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

fuck I’ve gone meta

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

My wingspan is absolutely unmatched

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

@Sadieleighbee You mean mommy right?

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

it’s lonely over here 😭 https://t.co/TsuQJTgaH5

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

@EricsOnThisPage It’s like a cruel joke when you’re back in school/at work and suddenly the weather plays nice 😩 maybe we’ll still get lucky 🤞

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

why is it always nice out the day AFTER the fair😒

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

why do veneers have to be so expensive 🫥

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

fruit? u mean plant ovaries?

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

sometimes I forget that Venice is an actual place where like nobody has cars. Wild

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

@Sadieleighbee chaos 🧿🐽🧿

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

@Sadieleighbee The mental image of you trynna stay calm in a room full of actual hogs

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

@foryoureyez_ “All natural birth” 😂

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

is there a rule against being fucking wasted while you give birth I’m genuinely curious

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

My bf was trying to think of the word “enamel” and said “tooth meat” 😵‍💫

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

Tell me why I can drive downtown ottowa and old Quebec and Montreal but Sherbrooke FREAKS me out

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

cant be the only one fighting the urge to throw up when I take my zinc supplement 😩 mouth watering and shit

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

roughest sleep of my life night sweats and all, kept trying to wake myself up and would wake up in my bed in another dream 😂

[tomie🐀 @tuurniip]

Uh oh I think we all went meta