teagan

crisscross apple sauce

[Dunk @DunkDaily]

Never forget this W from @Suns Instagram

[teagan @tv_beachy]

i will reincarnate as one of shreks triplets

[teagan @tv_beachy]

i volunteer as tribute

[b @sanchieson]

Chick-fil-A needs an atheist crew to work Sunday’s

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Your body is a temple and but mine is a frat basement

[teagan @tv_beachy]

everyday i come home and still wonder why no one fell in love with me at the park i take my nanny child to. i like dilfs.

[teagan @tv_beachy]

@BarstoolKT scoutie and i miss you so much and want to be in nebraska. tell the kids i say hi and they better fatten up for winter

[teagan @tv_beachy]

scout being the goodest girl and holding my arm for 11 hours. everyone give her a smooch

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[teagan @tv_beachy]

@ people who worked the 10pm-3am shift at highland market on a thursday. are you okay?

[teagan @tv_beachy]

a child gifted me a leaf today. this is my peak.

[edda @eddaelizabeth_]

why’d they name it speedway if u can only got 35 mph

[teagan @tv_beachy]

people's facebook posts but make it mine: life update! i had a shit semester, got diagnosed with anxiety, no 4.0, and fought every bitch around. not excited to see my family and have no summer internship! *kisses* *emojis*

[teagan @tv_beachy]

@BarstoolKT changing it to ass building center stat

[teagan @tv_beachy]

the college males complaining about how Biden is the reason for the change of gas prices really surprises me bc they are all business majors. have they not heard of supply and demand? taken an econ course? business stats?

[teagan @tv_beachy]

why does my siri know i need humor, a man, a flight back to tucson, and simple entertainment

[teagan @tv_beachy]

i passed calculus. going to drink 2 bottles of wine.

[teagan @tv_beachy]

@BarstoolKT gray envs i dont know

[teagan @tv_beachy]

do you know how many 'what's your favorite color' 'what's your major' 'where are you from' stages ive been in this year bc im over it

[teagan @tv_beachy]

if my dog doesn't remember me that'll be my 13th reason