Derrick Vallentin

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@TheDailyShow All these Epstein File revelations are really making me look at politicians who are aggressively anti-abortion in a whole new light!

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

All these Epstein File revelations are really making me look at politicians who are aggressively anti-abortion in a whole new light!

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@WarnieDT Won my league, nobody voted for my poll yet…

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@WarnieDT Can go to Worpel to LDU, or save a bit of coin and go to Serong, or save even more and go to DeGoey. What to do?

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@Sloanmusic Just checked out the setlist. Thank fucking Christ I didn't go to this show. What an absolute waste of money it would've been.

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@GlennHowerton Why don't you swing by my place tomorrow morning. I can only make scrambled eggs. Probably some out of the box pancakes, over cooked bacon, fried hashbrowns, garbage Keurig coffee and me and my wife will probably play on our phones the entire time. Our backyard is nice I guess...

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@OverDrive1050 should the leafs try and get tarasanko?

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@CalvinDT The bartender immediately becomes worried. "Oh no, what's happened? Is everything ok?"
The pirate looks up "Oh no, everything's ok. It's just that I've decided to quit drinking"

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@CalvinDT "That's nice" The bartender replies.
For weeks afterwards, the pirate continues with his routine, until one day, he enters the bar and says "It'll...it'll just be the 2 shots of rum today"

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@CalvinDT
The pirate says" Oh no, that's quite alright. You see, my 2 pirate brothers are out at sea and I love them very much. Because I can't have a drink with them, I pour this one for Angus, this one for Phillip, and this one for me so it's like were having a drink together"

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@CalvinDT A pirate walks into a bar, orders 3 shots of rum in 3 glasses, drinks all 3 individually, pays for his drinks, and leaves. He does this every day for a couple weeks.
One day, curious, the bartender says "You know, I can put those into one glass for you, if you'd like?"

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@RoyDT
Derrick from Canada here...

Rowell and Danger out:
what's the better trade in

Bailey Smith & Jaidyn Stephenson
or
Nick Hind and Rory Laird?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

free agency is wild.

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@fantasyfocus @MatthewBerryTMR @FieldYates Disgruntled master and chippy apprentice

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@ThisShowStinks can we just all agree to start calling him..."Cry-rie Irving"

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@BlueJays Not having Vladdy in the lineup on the Victoria Day Holiday home game is possibly one of the stupidest things I've seen from an organisation. You were on the road yesterday with a day game. Do you not want people to cheer for your team?

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@KyleSoppeESPN You guys better run to the hills, and run for your lives!!!!! #vampire06010

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@DarrenDreger conspiracy theory: Don Cherry and the Hurricanes are frienemies. The Hurricanes are making bank and Cherry has been all over the need for the past 2 weeks.

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

@NickCannon thanks for being a leader and pioneer towards the on-going pussification of western culture. Why not go back and drag Carlin, Hicks, Murphy through the mud for shit they said in the past? You're just a PC troll going after easy targets that people already love2pile on

[Derrick Vallentin @tvaazl]

T.O. should sign in Hamilton.
#TOtoHamilton #ManzieltoOwensfortheTD #PTI