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so a man walks into a bar.. and disguises his complete personal breakdown as a series of jokes.

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Love the drugs, hate the junkie

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It really kills the mood to watch me struggle out my spanx before we fuck

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When I get a corn dog I reflex spit on it first and start gagging 1/2way in

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Chicks named Mindy let you piss on em for a soft dick pic and a Costco coupon

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Yeah, listen to bull dyke with a trans 3yr old and welcome in the terrorists

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Pussy gape so wide it whistles in the wind whenever she walks by

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There's nothing a good dick slap can't achieve

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I always wear my pink pussyhat with my buttplug tail while eating his ass