TVFunnyman

Award-winning, Emmy-nominated comedian. Semi-retired playground hoops legend-Host of The Now Normal(YouTube), co-host- A Good Green Room & Sometimes the Old Man

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Trump is out here playing Risk while the world is playing Checkers

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Good times

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Just awaiting the announcement for next year's Superbowl halftime guests: Abba and a Neil Diamond tribute band that only plays Sweet Caroline.

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How long before eggs are also locked up at the grocery store?

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So many great people in LA helping out, But not @Uber $30 booking fee on a $50 ride. Sounds like a great way to price gouge LA during a natural disaster. You gotta be a real piece of 💩 company to be pulling this @uber

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Hey @BankofAmerica,
Why do scammers have our account & contact info? Who is leading your cybersecurity? Why do they still have a job? #wehavetracedthesecuritybreachitscomingfrominsidethehouse #byeBOFA

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@NBAonTNT Kenny ran to the board, and those knees said...Nope

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Resistance is futile
#pickleball #pickleballcomedian

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@NBAonTNT
Shaq- Cog- When you mix a cow with a hog

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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Where TF are any traffic police at LAX? No rules! It's the GD wild wild west! People parking in passenger pickup. Shared rides picking up at rental car spots! Geezus! Such an Fn joke! #LAXISTRASH #LAX

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Good to be back on the home line #homelike #hollandamerica #westerdam #artistswest #housesofcomedy

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@LoriMayhewDelta @CelebrityCruise Thank you for the kind words. It was a lot of fun. All the best.

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The office. #guestentlife #celebritycruises #celebritysolstice #alaska

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Live pickleball on ESPN plus commercials for the home line (@HALcruises ) That's a good day. #pickleball #hollandamerica #homelike

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Day of the Seafarer in Whittier, Alaska #nieuwamsterdam #hollandAmerica #homeline #gentlife

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The fact that @ShannonSharpe left us with a trifecta on his last day (Tyler Herro, Guitar Hero, Hogan's Heroes-Nuggets in 5) made for a perfect send off.

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The home line and my favorite ship. #hollandamerica #Koningsdam #Alaska #skagway

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That's a wrap, Nieuw Statendam! Ship #10 of the @HALcruises is in the books. #11 and final ship of fleet is up next. Rotterdam, you are on the clock! #comedylife #teamhal #upperechelonguestentertainer

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At this point, I think we all need to check our homes for classified documents