alyssa ♉︎

jason segel fan club president

[alyssa ♉︎ @TVgurl2000]

seize the day boys
https://t.co/OkuQD05Hf8

[djoomf @djoomf]

The fifth dimension in Interstellar being…love

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

my mom at 27: hi this is my husband and daughter and the house we all live in together

me at 27: thirst trap by audrey hobert keeps the voices out

[coffee @eventualforever]

fuck it. romcom

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[val @novainest]

and 123movies

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You are allowed to have ice cream 5 times a week during the months of July and August and it's actually good for your health according to science

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

parents told me i should email Tarantino and ask to work on his sets for a film job. "even if you're just bringing people their coffee, it's a way in!"

[el thepenpalss 🌈 @seafIwrs]

and one of those ideas better be having a 20+ episode season

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

this economy is so fkd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

if Nikki Obsession lived in a walkable city none of that would’ve happened

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

No more congress voting on their own salaries. Put that shit on the ballot, let's see how low it can go.

[ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕟 @M4X_POW3R]

If you can’t budget $174K to feed your family while also having the best healthcare insurance in the country you have no business setting the budget for our country

[Christopher @molochofficial]

whenever some insurance form or other asks about my “primary care physician” it’s like ah yes you mean the CVS minute clinic