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your mom thinks I’m funny

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

if i die i hope i’m reincarnated as a Muppet

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

i would die for my country allston-brighton

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driving while my preworkout is kicking in has me feeling like dom toretto

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

we need to demand better “patio” experiences in boston bc why am i sitting in a parking lot or literally next to a busy road

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i have had too much Celsius

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

last night i let the red40 talk

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he hasn’t asked me to be his mom for mothers day yet

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“what was I saying? oh yeah, i LOVE tight pants”

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“I think he was gay. but he was DEFINITELY a bitch” - 80 yr old woman I met at the bar

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“the lottery should call the gambling anonymous hotline”

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told my roommate I memorize numbers via nhl players jerseys and now I keep hearing about how unsexy it would be if I told somebody to meet me in room lindholm-swayman lindholm

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oh sorry i can’t, i’m busy open mouth sneezing

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hilary knight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip is unfathomable

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why was I not rewarded for crashing a bluebike into a pole omw home from fenway

[Fenway Park @fenwaypark]

Celebrating Earth Day at Fenway 🌍

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might start calling physical therapy “rehab” to keep people on their toes

[Adrian Rae @adrianraee]

In the club checking Letterboxd. We are not the same.

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adults really be going to the bar for phone time huh?

[A @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

.@AMCTheatres it’s time to change the coca-cola ad that shows before movies. enough with the dance battle and car race 😭