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Where in the world is Joshie Lou?

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@RadioMadison shouldn’t XMU (yes I understand the name) be high school, because then some of the songs graduate on to college, which would be altnation?

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@ZebHasSwag Hahaha this was just me. I’ve been browsing for a few months now with my actual settings but did that for “fun” and now hate everyone and everything lol

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@yes_malarkey *unfollows*

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@yes_malarkey Ken what the fuck I haven’t tweeted in a while but this prompted me to. I will certainly always think about this every time I cut my nails and will have to resist the urge...

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@santhidemo Omg I so clearly remember pulling up to the spot Laurelton and seeing shattered glass along the curbs haha I can’t believe I passed that I did so bad

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@yes_malarkey Holy shit Ken

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I have not once in the last 5.5 years ordered delivery. I always make myself pick up and I’m thinking that has reduced the frequency at which I order out. Hmm

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The newer hires within the last couple years in my initial training program are the most extra people on LinkedIn, what’s up with that

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P sure Kanye orchestrated today’s chaos to distract us from the Jefree Star rumor from earlier in the day. My god today was long

[birdy @mazapans]

how the hell did we go from kanye west fucking jeffree star to a civil war and it’s barely 2pm

[tomas @tvonortas]

Haven’t tweeted in a while but I guarantee you in my absence I’ve been thinking about this IG ad’s song

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@santhidemo OMG thia despina ❤️ I hope she’s gotten better. Wtf who talks about their employees on podcasts like that

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Alexa what’s half and half? -> “0.5 plus 0.5 is 1” thank u....

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today we celebrate the 80th anniversary of Oxi Day. Greeks inspired the free world when they resisted Mussolini’s invading army — and that courageous spirit lives on today, reminding us we too must stand up and do our part to safeguard our democracy.

[tomas @tvonortas]

Justice ACB has inspired me to apply for a VP position at my company 🥰✨

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Getting roasted in this NYT Cooking Community FB page after asking if I really need to ~cream the butter n sugar~ for a cookie recipe. 43 comments just h8ing

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Baskin Robbins chocolate ice cream is far superior to any other pre packaged brand

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I get too attached to the contestants on GBBO that I go to follow them on IG and spoil who wins, or definitely doesn’t. Every season. I watch one every few months and forget to not do that 🙃

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

Sen. Lindsey Graham justifies his treatment of Merrick Garland: "If an opening comes in the last year of President Trump's term, and the primary process has started, we'll wait to the next election"