eli • jackasstwt

jackass 4ever / any prns! (they/he preferred) / horror enthusiast / i love the pittlings

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

is butterbean okay??

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@vivaladicamillo it looks like a fever dream 😭

[lexi | liked by steve-o @andytaylorjoy]

they’re calling brick by boring brick by paramore the best song ever made…

…it’s me. i’m saying that.

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@milkndkisses444 i am very glad

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@eriesgotagun y/n's beautiful blue orbs

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

guys i think i'm starting to be convinced on the ehren hype

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@birdiefux hello and btw i love the way he falls oh my fucking god

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

#ineedapiss #backonthebusthoughsoimlesscold

[jane 🦌 @sprinklfarts]

#same #ineedapoo

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

#hopeitdoesntexplode #imchilly

[jane 🦌 @sprinklfarts]

bus broke down

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@raetsv i've been searching everywhere

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

cex haul

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾(💕🏳️‍⚧️) @gaygirly4422]

I’ve been a fan of actresses who like to queerbait w their female co-stars and Johnny talks EXACTLY like them 😭😭😭

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@cxrainchnails tough decision tho

[𓆗 @salchigo]

brits saying “thrift store” instead of “charity shop”… have you no shame? have you no dignity?

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@_xoxoclmntn_ @thrxwingupblood aww he's so cute i feel maternal

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

I LOVE PROVING GROUND 🗣️🗣️🚨🚨

[Gabe ☠️🩼💥 @phartsmeller28]

used my friends bidet and the water went up my ass hit my balls and when I recoiled the water hit my dih and sent it flying upwards

[eli • jackasstwt @tw1glet0]

@phartsmeller28 WAIT IM CRYING OH MY GOD EVERY NEW WORD WAS A BANGER