Martin

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

@DumbDumberMovie Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

[Roger Hilmer @RogerLA1978]

Still no video footage of Stephen Paddock or activity outside his room in the days leading up to the Route 91 massacre.
Further, we've seen ZERO surveillance footage in a city that is almost 100% surveilled. WHY? (rhetorical)
I'll tell you why, BECAUSE THEY'RE LYING TO US.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Porky going all in on Joey Barton lol https://t.co/tfn8ywc5kF

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

HMS Rawalpindi, converted British passenger ship with 10 small guns, has spotted an enemy vessel near Faroe Islands. In thick fog, she sails near- to find German battleships Scharnhorst & Gneisenau.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Got the old iPad out again. I had a galaxy note but it was giving me terrible vertigo migraines. Don't get it with my iPad though. Wonder why?

[Ed @9320ctid]

Raheem Sterling scoring beauties while Liverpool bottle a 3-0 lead.

I love this game.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Lolerpool lol #sevliv #lfc

[⚰️Shawnna⚰️ @sannakore]

Please rt! This song needs way more loveee!!! 😁

Kimbra - Top Of The World

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Who would Manchester United fans rather have at the back?

LIKE for Victor Lindelöf, RT for these delicious Lindt Lindor balls.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Haha

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

I'm so ugly even my reflection turns away in disgust.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

I think Greg Davies is my favourite comedian in the world. Everything he does is gold.

[Wythenshawe Police (GMP) @GMPWythenshawe]

HIGH RISK MISSING - Please share.
Mildred Thomas who is 86 years old and has Dementia has been reported as missing by her family.
Wearing a black/white long tweed coat.
In possession of her bus pass and to have been on her way to Levenshulme.
If found please call 999.

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

I hope we get thrashed, with GJ scoring a double hattrick. #EngVBra

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Has O'Sullivan bet on Murphy to win? Looks like he's playing to lose. #ChampionOfChampions #snooker

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

@SkyNews will he be found dead soon?

[Martin @TW4TFACE]

Surprised Charlie Sheen being a paedo isn't bigger news.

[jaynees clublander @jaynees64]

@MENnewsdesk please retweet this and ask ppl to share x