Bark Twain

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@ClownWorld They all have laxative and pot, it’s no other way to make them right way :)

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@glenn_tunes Wepons of mass distraction, dear lord that sounds serious:)

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@Noske2K @MbarkCherguia that are quite cheap and can be purchased in bulk

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@Noske2K @MbarkCherguia For 115 usd it should only contain basic items meat eggs ,diary ( milk and cheese butter ), vegetables and fruits , flour, sugar, salt pepper and spices and seasonings Because you can make different kinds of things with it. Especially with beans, rice , potatoes lentils etc

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@onlygropemetits @Mahad12220853 @Nocapmedia If you do that consider yourself unhirable in Europe, there is no employer who would hire your sorry ass

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@visegrad24 Call me naive but I see so many similarities between two opposing sides Involved in conflict in war in Ukraine , especially in their actions .

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@DrClownPhD Did you try rolling over , spade and salt usually help :)

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@Royal_Ierine @worldranking_ Funny thing you want to run a world but are totally incompetent to change a flat tire :)

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@zenskybukowski Dokumentacija čista kao tamjan, ali miris… e, miris je već druga priča.
I uvijek ista liturgija:
– ��Sve je po proceduri.”
– “Najpovoljnija ponuda.”
– “Nismo mogli znati da će se baš sad kopati.”
A narod stoji sa strane, gleda kako se u ime Svete nabave opet otvara ista ulica

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@zenskybukowski Bagere treba uvest u kalendar – ne proljeće, ljeto, jesen, zima, nego predsezona, sezona, izbori i “još malo pa gotovo”(koje nikad ne završi).
Skele su naši visibabe: čim niknu, znaš da će uskoro sunce, turisti i prometni kolaps.

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@zenskybukowski Ah, Sveta nabava – trojstvo bez kojeg se ništa ne događa:
hitno, neodgodivo i po zakonu, ali nekako mimo zdravog razuma 🙏
To je onaj sakrament gdje se projekt rodi u petak popodne, blagoslovi u ponedjeljak ujutro, a realizira točno pred sezonu ili izbore.

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@zenskybukowski Ptice selice? Amateri. Pravi znak ciklusa je kad se isti pločnik kopa treći put u dvije godine, svaki put “zadnji put, majke mi”. 🏗️
Arheolozi bi plakali od sreće, a mi od prašine.

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@zenskybukowski A te iskopine… to nisu radovi, to su urbanistički fosili – slojevi asfalta iz različitih epoha, od “privremeno zakrpano 1998.” do “otvoreno opet jer smo zaboravili cijev”.

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@amuse No offense but it looks more like Liberace brigade

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@VFinnishProbs That is lie by mainstream media, he treathen to buy Mordor one way or another

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@ManMilk2 It’s better than sex million times

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@ManMilk2 I’ll stick with nicotine ,caffeine and adrenaline

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@Tendar Maybe they should include a hola hoop to keep him occupied With additional hobbies.

[Bark Twain @TwainBark]

@JimSTruthBTold @JoJoFromJerz Sure buddy whatever you say , you can get a Greenland that day when it’s given up by your countryman freely for any inch of USA Soil .