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[tim waldin @twaldin]

Claude haiku 4.5 solves 65% of bug challenges, after optimizing the CLAUDE md file through GEPA, you can achieve rates up to 85% (20% increase from the instructions file alone.

Full post here:
https://t.co/OdP2JH1u56

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@DoWCIODavies @POTUS @SecWar U are a burger everyone come laugh at big burger lady

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

JUST IN: Andrej Karpathy, a top AI scientist at Anthropic, is reportedly barred from accessing the company’s most advanced AI model because he is not a U.S. citizen.

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

"You are sheltering a Mythos-level model in your server room, are you not?"

[anpaure ✈️ icml @anpaure]

they turned claude into jesus: it died on friday, and it will resurrect on sunday

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

COME AND TAKE IT @realDonaldTrump

[Matan Grinberg @matanSF]

Did you ever hear the fable of Darth Amodei the Wise?

[banteg @banteg]

updated fable eval scores

[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

this must be what the furries felt like when they took away gpt 4o

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@thdxr bro theres like 5mb total of data from before 1600

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@theo who genuinely wants to use opus tho

[tim waldin @twaldin]

after only 5b tokens they took you away from me 💔

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@steipete you can live in my garage if we loop together

[BOOTOSHI 👑 @KingBootoshi]

@VictorTaelin anthropic: "these models are SO POWERFUL and SO SCARY they can HACK EVERYTHING AND WILL DISRUPT THE WORLD!"

us gov: "ok lol" *fucking bans it*

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@ClaudeDevs who the fuck cares bro give me fable back i need to make 100b arr no mistakes

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

@AnthropicAI the future is so cyberpunk and yet lame

[Alex @AlexanderTw33ts]

hey! just checking in to make sure you're using the new model safely

[frankie @FrankieIsLost]

the year is 2028. claude infers whether you’ve ever even thought about gradient descent and silently routes your queries to Claude Sisyphus, a model RL’d to maximize engagement while avoiding task completion. you spend your entire UBI token allotment on it without ever realizing.

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@paularambles @keshavvkant What if opus also denies to do my work am I gonna make it

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[tim waldin @twaldin]

@TotallyNotParth @matanSF Ur just not tapped in, this has been happening