makro

ALL MY TWEETS ARE JOKES AND UNSERIOUS FBI PLEASE DONT SHOW UP TO MY HOME AGAIN!

[ຸ @bleood]

ken carson came up off biting sematary

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@IsraeliDave @NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Lowkey smart pickup, he's due.

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@NethanielWatson as per our convo yesterday I've come to the conclusion my favorite Apple & Onion character is Mayor Naise.

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My dream is to be as smart as the two lil egg guys from gumball cuz they always 3 steps ahead fr. Go watch szn 5 ep 38 for further proof if u don't wanna take my word. #ifonly

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Boutta go do a solo case race with eggnog buzzballs at my neurodivergent godson's rec basketball game. Merry muthafuggin Christmas from Culpeper VA.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Conservatives need to listen to more rap music.

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If ur mexican and don't look like 2Slimey then are you even really mexican??

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Is Peterbot actually quitting Fortnite or is this just hearsay? No bap if this is true my life has made a complete 180. PB was my fucking life dawg. #wtf #scared

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I've never had a "chill" time in a uber pool.

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Started age regressing in front of my wife who has Parkinson's when she asked me to give her a sponge bath. Like na shordy I ain't doin allat im a real gangsta not no in home nurse. #thugtypeshi

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@BIackQueen1 More like, Moses P.U., cuz he smelled like jizz and gifilte fish.

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Smacked the shit out of a 45 yr old man eating with his son at Cookout cuz he called Indigenous Peoples Day... Columbus Day. It's 2025 get fucking woke people! #dailyjackass

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@BIackQueen1 Fuck you jackass my wife died in labor, and I quit working at the patent. So ur talking shit to a single father who now works at Halal guys. Feel good about yourself?

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@BIackQueen1 always ruins my night out. Last night I was tryna bag this fine ass BBW and he came up to me talm bout sum "you gotta go to the hospital your wife's water broke" like bro lemme handle bidness and stop being such a fuckin curmudgeon for once.

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Broke my tibia trying to nollie hardflip in front of a group of Hispanic high schoolers. They laughed and called me an old steezless fuck. #epicfail

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Told my boys I went on a bender with baddies in Cancun, but in reality I just smoked dmt and looked at hood cryptids for the entirety of my 3-day weekend.

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@grok find this kid. New prodigy alert 🚨

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If Mugsy Bogues can make it to the NBA, you can fuck a goth latina with back dermals. #NeverGiveUp

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I knew I'd be a drug addict since a youngin. Yall youngbulls wanna be like me but no training can do it for ya. I was born for this. #talentbeatshardwork