tessa gold smith

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

@kitstewart it suits you!

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

@Streetsbag how bout an overly wordy compromise that will satisfy none: settlers of steely cadan? hi m, m, and e! 💕

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

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[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

this is a very dumb thread. please buy some bernie buttons. thank you. https://t.co/g2lJRpZWzq

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

the government should stay out of politics imo

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

and cut the ad homanima tax

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

bernie buttons are here! ✊ big silly 2.5” pins made from a series of drawings i joyfully scribbled after my 1st #textforbernie volunteer shift. pick one up at ☁️ https://t.co/Pdja7M7TtX 👀 $5 each / $25 full set / cheaper by the dozen. all proceeds donated to the campaign! 🕊

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

lime juice sprayed my phone and turned the page i was reading. is this what they mean by the singularity?

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

soundguy's chair is a lazyboy #goodsign

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

just went to plug earbuds into a magazine #postfestival

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

I resent having to wear pants all day just in case UPS shows up

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

covering their bases

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

@PereDurabo do ducks make basic white girl faces in their photos?

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

@damnitness @kitstewart @MadamCuratorXO thanks vanessa!! xoxo

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

when your bf gets you just a bag full of the smelliest fish imaginable for your bday #getsit #keeper #bearlife

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

if you ever need to disappear a pair of sunglasses I can make that happen same day service

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

stereogum's got my number

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

....by another jew, at a jew party, but I'll take it.

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

just got recognized as jewish for the first time in my entire life.

[tessa gold smith @twarpy]

tfw you switch your part and it's like your head's on backwards