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Your girlfriend's favorite MILF

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Plus I’m getting 2 new tattoos tomorrow so yay me!

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I can’t believe I’m getting my boobs corrected in 2 weeks!

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#LaCroix is the beverage equivalent to the lingering fart in an elevator.

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My son just bare-ass farted in my face.

I need an adult.

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#OriginalPoem #ThinBlueLine #BackTheBlue

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So like, does anybody want to loan me a 4/4 violin to play for a while? I’ll pay shipping lmao

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I want to be a ghost hunter. I need frands who want to hunt ghosts with me.

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I’ve had to get rid of both of my dogs because I’m too depressed to take care of them. Now I’m probably going to have to do the same for my cats.
You don’t understand how badly depression can affect you until you can no longer bring yourself to take care of your family members.

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SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
#DepressionIsReal

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MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT
MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT
MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT
MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT
MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT
MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS DOES NOT HAPPEN OVERNIGH

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I may not be pretty, but my cooking will make you fall in love with me.

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@independentprep It’s okay. Honestly the oil is only bad for you if you are also consuming carbs/sugar. I’d be happy to explain the process to you if you’re interested in learning. I understand it’s hard to wrap your head around at first because it is literally the opposite of what we were taught

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BUT IT MAKES ME SKINNY

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STOP PUTTING BUTTER AND OIL IN YOUR COFFEE. Y'ALL GROSS.

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@independentprep In all seriousness, I have lost 49 pounds since January. And my coffee tastes amazing. I don’t use butter. I use heavy whipping cream and MCT oil.

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@HisRNwife Like literally does not see anything wrong with what she was doing. She just wants everybody to take pity on her because “oh I’m an addict” 🙄

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So I have something to say. I know someone who was smoking methamphetamine and then going in and working as a pediatric/neonatal nurse under the influence. I reported her but she still has a job. This is a problem.

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@HisRNwife And she honestly doesn’t think she did anything wrong.

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@HisRNwife That’s a great fucking question honestly.

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@HisRNwife She’s a piece of shit

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@HisRNwife And she literally just about took a swing at me an hour after I had an oral surgery