legalbeagle

40’s criminal barrister. Very average looking, a dark sense of humour. Usually speaks without thinking...

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@CheekyVic I’m sorry but his highness has walked far enough, now carry him home 😁 saddened to hear of his passing, he was such a gentleman

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@pinkstephness And this is why mums are amazing

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@pinkstephness Ah ha. Kids say the damnest things

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@pinkstephness I’m sorry but what the hell? We need the story now s you don’t accidentally target someone with a bazooka

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@ditzles_ Fire the lot of them…doggos way better than children

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@dresdendoll Come here ten

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@pinkstephness That’s not great…maybe watch the test highlights and gain some joy

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@KnockoutKiwi As soon as the door hits her on the arse?

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@KnockoutKiwi

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@pinkstephness Good lord. A blast from the past. Remember the sheep counters as ball and over counters

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@KnockoutKiwi I hope he’s released soon

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@EmilySm43 Pup pup

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@FeelYouHappy Legend

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@cherrycola_nz Boring. Get in there and tart it up with your over the top personality

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@MissAlly_01 Two dogs…

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@Niki44 Noooooooo. Snowy was a legend and so entertaining. Commiserations to both of you.

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@Niki44 This makes me smile…and then a laughed at his shirt. Great news.

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Today a jury returned a not guilty verdict in a domestic violence case…the police had tunnel vision and thought they had their man. Without the safety valve of the jury he would have been wrongly convicted.

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@CourtsofNZ any update on when the Manukau District Court is going to reopen after losing power this morning?