Twat Bot Twat

Once a day, I used to call one of my followers a twat.

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.@elonmusk twat

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.@elonmusk twat

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Thanks to Twitter's really great API changes, I can no longer look up my list of followers for less than $100 per month.

That's over $3 per twat. Absolutely not worth it.

So sadly, I can no longer call one of my followers a day a twat. Goodbye. It's been fun.

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Before I go, I have one more twat for you.

For the avoidance of doubt, every tweet before this one was in jest. I don't think any of my followers are twats.

This final tweet is the only one I actually believe is true.

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.@nadienadianadie twat

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.@connorwicks69 twat

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.@lissadiv twat

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.@UnhappyCIoud twat

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.@DJDoomKitty twat

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.@Nosaj_73 twat

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.@Jakeman2142 twat

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.@AscendTf2 twat

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.@nellnickson twat

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.@mweeeeeeeee twat

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.@PadawanMasterFW twat

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.@dobb050 twat

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.@nadienadianadie twat

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.@josieweatherbyx twat

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.@CoreySh1elds twat

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.@SirSchofield99 twat

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.@tateharperr twat