Jared Kelly

Screenwriter. I know when to go out. I know when to stay in...

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@henrywinter And right there is your story, your investigation, which could potentially expose one of the great sport controversies in UK history.

Surely a journalist’s dream, particularly one with your history, talent and access.

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@timkeyperson It was wonderful. 😎

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@nytimes Little-known screenwriters? Slumdog was written by one the UK’s most successful screenwriters.

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These have now been claimed. 🙏🏻

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@KenningtonPOB @MPSLambethNorth
@StolenRide

Recovered two stolen bikes yesterday - a Carrera and a Claudbutler - that had been hidden for collection near the Imperial War Museum, London SE1.

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@SiUttley The best Robin Hood hands down for childhood me. I was obsessed. The best Robin Hood for adult me became Lester/Goldman’s Robin and Marian.

I’ve still got Michael Praed’s perfect hair on the original VHS along with the soundtrack vinyl! ☘️ 😎

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@SiUttley God, I loved that series!

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@MickPuck Soon you'll grow, so take a chance with a couple of Kooks…

❤️

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

Destruction of a precious ancient bluebell woodland in the Kent countryside under a deluge of illegal landfill waste shows the utter failure of environmental law, complete inaction by the authorities & increasing lawlessness in the UK. Let me tell you the story of Hoads Wood 🧵

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@QuornFoods I’ll attempt to earn my Quorn.

Have you considered rebranding your Ginsters Quorn Cornish Pasty to a…

Quornish Pasty.

#geniusquornideas

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@Bang2write Kudos to you for being amazeballs! 🙏🏻❤️

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@historyinmemes 1000s and 1000s of vids you could post, yet here you are relishing the misfortunes of mental health.

Be better.

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@wlmager Amazeballs news, mister! 😎

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Just letting you know as you said the line bothers you every time you watch the movie. You are now free! 😁

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@wcmartell
Hey Bill. Reading Hitchcock Experiments book, the Rear Window bit, “Not much of a snifter.” In the UK a snifter is a small drink. That’s why when Doyle tries to down it, spills the excess, he exclaims “Not much of a snifter!” Probably a Hitch line given its US use.

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@SoNowUknow2 Man living Scotland agrees with man living in Yorkshire that a city they both don’t live in is something it isn’t. Brilliant.

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@petewrites @Leytonrocks They then proceed to declare Social Network as the best script EVER written.

Also exciting to note they have a ‘how to’ book coming out soon. 🕺🏼

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@SiUttley Amazing news, mister! 😎

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@BigB0bbyT These have solved that problem for me.
Highly recommend. Plus on sale at the mo: https://t.co/Pzb4TLBF4m

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@BigB0bbyT Holy shit. Take it easy, mister. Mind you, beard looks amazeballs, though, so, y’know, swings and roundabouts.