kani

unemployed

[kani @twaughthammer_]

my flatmate’s name is brazil

[average joe @lastbookmark]

dharmendra pradhan’s chatgpt prolly telling him that it's not your fault and that doesn’t make you a bad person

[kani @twaughthammer_]

thank you, Leo 🐐🫀

[kani @twaughthammer_]

i can’t believe what i’m watching

[FR95🍜 @eazyqualtwo]

Arg plays at 6:30 am here in India. I know when I look outside my window sun won’t be the brightest thing on earth, it will be Lionel Andres Messi on my television.

[k @localdrain]

the person who named alphonso was clearly on a completely different assignment than the person who named langda

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@NealGardner_ who do you prefer between him and Hector Fort, and why?

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@Varca_Owner final victim : florentino perez

[kani @twaughthammer_]

masterpiece

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Thank you. @ignacionabhen Congrats for today's game. We argentinians love Lio Messi but you demonstrated that you are one of the greatest

[kani @twaughthammer_]

musalmaan se zyada ladke badnaam hai wtf

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@theMadridZone predicted it 😭😭😭

[DamnThat'sInterestingg @ssmb291_]

@InternetH0F The dead sea is the saltiest place on earth, it only comes second to the average XBOX players jealousy

[kani @twaughthammer_]

my parents don’t like the way i eat rice

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Following this club has given me a more holistic education than my bloody bachelors degree.

Law, construction, finance, medicine… it never ends 😂

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@heis_fede Harry Kane
Gennaro Gattuso
Didier Drogba
Leroy Sane
Xavi
Wayne Rooney
Kaka
Socrates
Diego Armando Maradona

[Muji Singh Rangi @mujifren]

I think India would be the first country in history where people would revolt to overthrow democracy and install a dictator

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@GBarca_ BENJAMIN SESKO

[Ronaldinho @10Ronaldinho]

Força Barça!!! 🔵🔴💪🏾
#InterBarça @ChampionsLeague @FCBarcelona @fcbarcelona_br

[kani @twaughthammer_]

@NealGardner_ would you sign Bastoni for Barça?

[kani @twaughthammer_]

matter of milliseconds?

pulling my leg back in after a kid smashes his head into the corner of a table while running in a restaurant