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@Super70sSports When a coach could treat every player on his team to Coke and hot dog for under $10

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@Super70sSports

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@TBagleySports It was inadvertently washed with water from the Washington DC reflecting pool

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@Super70sSports That cat is an Aaaargh-ile 🏴‍☠️

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@FranzkeLA Actually he’s more like Buddy Ryan’s “Chuck and Duck” offense

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@FranzkeLA Painter is like a “dump pass into the flat” that almost never works

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@Good_2_N @Super70sSports @grok @grok name all major league players who hit home runs in the same game while batting from both sides of the plate

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@ryanlawrence21 My first thought was “Zombie” was an appropriate way to describe their RF situation

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@Super70sSports I said it was OJ but was laughed at because “he would NEVER do something like that”

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@Super70sSports

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@Super70sSports I would post it here but I don’t wanna reopen severe emotional scarring from when she married that jerk-off, loser Billy Joel

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@Super70sSports Good ole Biff had to be a backup at some point in his career besides in Back to the Future

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@Super70sSports You fondled it around to find your shoe size and they NEVER cleaned that stanky ass thing from other people’s feet 🤢

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@Super70sSports The PERFECT lunch box to house that olive loaf sandwich that your gramma made for you cause mom was outta town

Lunch box: A++
Sandwich: D-

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@Super70sSports The original Banksy

No drips, no runs, no horse shit

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@Super70sSports That’s what happens when you sign a Prima Donna. It couldn’t have happened to a better team

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@FranzkeLA @Devan_Kaney “And here’s Casty with your in game tofu report”

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@Super70sSports The Jets pencil broke too easy and the eraser ripped the shit out of paper - it was defective like the team

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@RealGlenMacnow @StratOMatic No Merv Rettenmund? How about Milt Pappas?

I immediately equate these two guys to StratOMatic

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@OleTimeHardball They erased the letters “Ind” in Indians and replaced them with “Guard”. Obviously the rebranding was completed by a 5th grader.