Scantily clad harlot

please take everything i say on here very seriously i definitely mean all of it 100%

[Scantily clad harlot @tweakerbf]

scientists find calypso lemonade dissolves your teeth at a rate 10x higher than any other drink

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JRE the jane remover experience podcast

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fags with no butt whats even the point

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vaxxed??

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i need cis straight problematic dude friends

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homonuclear fuckmissile

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axolotl daughter or copper golem son

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I'm sorry but im just going to block anyone doing copypasta, no hard feelings. Thanks for your attention

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i sweat so much when i shit it starts running down my crack like a rain gutter

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i used to put the wiimote up my ass with the nunchuck plugged in and pretend i had a big long tail

[Scantily clad harlot @tweakerbf]

god uses my daw to reward and punish me

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yall dont know about the 7 eleven cheap gas method

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imagine waking up in the morning and you remember you’re a podcaster

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playing 2d pixelart games makes me feel nauseous and clammy

[Scantily clad harlot @tweakerbf]

theres numerous little green creatures inside me pulling levers and making me move

[Scantily clad harlot @tweakerbf]

vegan jesus: peas be with you

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wearing a shirt that says “i don’t tip” to a diner then leaving a hundred dollar bill on the table

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Walking in in full israeli flag fit

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