Ebenezer “Tweaker” Scrooge

Father, Ex-Husband, and Bourbon Enthusiast | Lover of Rounders and Ryan Williams | PKE CO’83 | LANK

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Never felt so American #lacrosse

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@Jakeellis33 Welcome back Oliver Tree

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@BigJonnyMan 6’3 and fucking ripped

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@VandyTracker Most sane Vandy Fan:

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@peteg69420 Is she into role play per chance Pete?

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@Haroldper3 Wtf is wrong with his left nostril

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@DTruck69 Billy,
Try leaving your number on the check,
Best of Luck,
Tweaker

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Selling my brand new car… Want to make sure she ends up in good hands. Any takers? (Harvey Updike was on to something) #niche #bv #Fuckthemtrees

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Maddie Kowalksi explaining she didn’t do it for the drugs, but in fact, for the love for the game: #kowalskianalysis #gayson

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Fuck you 🖕 #freejerry

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@V12_Banko Investigate the bucks

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@wyozayyy Fuck this shit investigate the bucks

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Investigate Giannis for the love of God. I can’t feed the kids because Kyle Kuzma somehow is getting more minutes than him. Sorry Junior, you’re catching these hands tonight #Lank

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@RamsesTar Bill,
I believe that would be friendly fire
Sincerely,
Tweaker

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Todd Kowalski when he wakes up to find 10,000 new connections on LinkedIn
#gayson #marykate #burnerverse #maddiekowalski

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Someone send serious help #milkaholic

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@maseratimarv_

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Juneteenth career performance is so goddamn poetic. #gowhiteboygo #makeusproud

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day

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@AB84 White boy had himself a day on Juneteenth

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No way Wingstop doesn’t have a Juneteenth deal. Do better #munchies #shrink

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@BigHochmann @AirsoftStation All these other clowns think they know it all don’t they

[Ebenezer “Tweaker” Scrooge @tweakerinttown]

Never felt so American #lacrosse