Tim Weaver

When it comes to my comedy on here, I’m my own biggest fan! Life is short.. buy the shoes!!

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

My son started crying because the neighbor’s dog was eating his buddy, Stick. Yes, an actual stick.

My 8 year old daughter asked if I wanted to go on a walk with her and her baby doll. In a baby stroller.

Moral of the story: Embrace your kid’s weirdness, don’t shame them for it

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

Talking to middle schoolers:

MS 1: Everyone has a mom except for Adam and Eve.

Me: Yeah, God made Adam first.

MS 2: Well he made Eve out of one of Adam’s kidneys.

Me:……rib?

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

During class today, I told a 2nd Grader he needed to learn what the word patience means.

2nd grade girl: “We need to get an addiction to help him” (she meant dictionary)

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@iDalziel89 @thealexiskraft Yeah he’s a fantasy must have in that case

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@iDalziel89 @thealexiskraft Unless I missed a signing, Pierce is slated to become a free agent I believe. I don’t care enough to actually look it up but just thought I would share.

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

The other day, I told my 2nd grade class we had extra time for a dance party.

2nd grade boy: “Call your girlfriend to come over here and you can give her a kiss”

Me: *pretends to make a call* “Dang, your mom didn’t answer…”

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

A kindergartner asked my age and then said “My dad is 42, do you want to be friends with my dad?” Absolutely not.

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@CooperKupp My favorite WR1 post GSOT. Far exceeded expectations and brought the Lombardi back to the our beloved franchise. Much Love and respect to you and your family! You will always be a Ram and Beloved by us all. (Just don’t go to the Niners please😅)💙💛

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

I was informed that the team will be seeking a trade immediately and will be working with me and my family to find the right place to continue competing for championships. I don’t agree with the decision and always believed it was going to begin and end in LA.

Still, if there’s one thing that I have learned over the years: there are so many things that are out of your control, but it is how you respond to these things that you will look back on and remember.

I have taken so much pride in playing alongside my teammates for the LA community, so thank you for embracing my family and making this such a special place for us.

2024 began with one of the best training camps of my career. Preparations start now for 2025. Highly motivated, as healthy as ever, and looking forward to playing elite football for years to come. Love you guys..

But coming for it all.

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

Explosive plays 🤝🏻 holding calls not called

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

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[Trent Sherfield @Channel__10]

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[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@TheAlexisKraft It just feels right having 9 throwing TDs to 10

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

HEY! @TrophySmack is giving away the chance to win The Ultimate Pro-Football Experience complete with airfare, hotel, game tickets to see your favorite team, a tour of SoFi Stadium, and custom bling fit for royalty! https://t.co/KrzGDJwHqi https://t.co/1cNIjIS1jl

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

Moral of the story: Tip your waiter/bartender 🤷🏻‍♂️😏

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@TheAlexisKraft Brenden Rice is there for the taking and we take the kid from Texas… make it make sense

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@CorreyRTZ @colehawk23 Yup.. Fragment lows.. 🙄

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

@TheAlexisKraft Only important part is the Chiefs had that Drake in them.. going back to back!! #ramshouse

[Tim Weaver @tweav_05]

Forget talking about “A Florida Man..”, it’s all of them.. 😂🤣

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A reporter asked Todd Bowles how the Bucs are preparing for the weather in Detroit this weekend.

Here’s the thing…..the game is being played in a dome. Just like every Lions game has been played for the past 50 years. @BSMotorCity

[Rams Community @RamsCommunity]

DAY 2 OF DOUBLE VOTING! VOTE COOPER KUPP!

1 RETWEET = 2 VOTES

#WPMOYChallenge | @CooperKupp

[Rams Community @RamsCommunity]

Cooper Kupp for #WPMOY ‼️

1 RETWEET 🔁 = 1 VOTE 🗳️

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