Tom :)

26 | naturtrüb | chaotic good | he/they | 8 Tage die Woche sportlich nicht aktiv | durch meine Adern fließt Zucker

[im Auftrag von Miss Jacqueline @ichunddieabwehr]

Die campeste Analyse zur aktuellen Situation:

[niemand wichtiges @seppovague]

auf zur lohnarbeit

[Cow @aSpicyCow]

COP KNOWS WHAT YAOI IS LMFAOO

[⚜ guy ☯︎ @canadafromguy88]

Like this?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

France and Ukraine fed Trump false intelligence to test whether he would leak it to Putin—and he did.

[Cray @3rdAFOuser]

"Months don't have a sound"

November 2025:
https://t.co/w6yXsfd0Bl

[S13 @Nospinzone14_]

“Bro, check out my meal prep!”

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Reporter: "What do you know about AI?"

🇺🇸Trump: "I know everything about AI."

🇺🇸Reporter: "What?"

🇺🇸Trump: "AI means American Intelligence."

🇺🇸Reporter: "AI means Artificial Intelligence."

🇺🇸Trump: "I didn't know that."

Trump has become a global laughing stock.

[Super MarioHero @SMariohero]

CROISSANT! 🥐

[Pocket @islandthembo]

I have discovered a new vocal stim…

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Wow, her new kid looks just like her.

[foid 🌈 @OkayValve]

please stop glorifying uni, it was far worse than this

[no context CS2 @nocontextcs2_]

What do you think guys?

[Annevil 𑣲⋆ @AnnIdkTbh]

Something she would legit say

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

Top tier post

[🇨🇦🇫🇷👑⚜️Charles IV⚜️👑🇪🇺🇺🇦 @Charles_string_]

You're right that Canadians all look vaguely like Ryan Gosling but it's odd that the US is trying to accuse Europe of being the obese ones.

[Ezikell 👁️ @EziMoonpiercer]

Ethiopians are about to be GAGGEDDDD

[Michael @BellularGaming]

'wow: forever' is just about the worst name they could have went with.

It's a description of a product. There's no emotion to it.

It isn't an in universe name either (eg 'Wrath of the Lich King'. 'Burning Crusade')

I hope they change it. Gives off the wrong vibes.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Countries with the most native German speakers

🇩🇪 Germany - 75.2 million
🇦🇹 Austria - 8.1m
🇨🇭 Switzerland - 5.6m
🇷🇺 Russia - 2.1m
🇺🇸 U.S. - 2m
🇧🇷 Brazil - 1m
🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 638k
🇨🇦 Canada - 537k
🇵🇱 Poland - 475k
🇮🇹 Italy - 295k
🇧🇪 Belgium - 83k
🇷🇴 Romania - 76k

According to WorldData

[᭄᭡ ͏ ͏ ͏ @Vonetteee]

*she pulls down her pants to reveal the strap*

me: whoa

her: big huh?

me: not as big as the impact Madara had fresh out the casket beating up thousands of ninjas