kmart shiv roy

dumb dummy

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Coach Papa John 🇬🇧🇬🇧 @CoachPapaJohn]

As much as I hate America and the yanks, I came all the way from London and unfortunately I have to admit this is so much better than anything in England 😭😭😭

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[fred @fredday95]

I like that Tina Fey and Tracey Morgan still hang out

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i liked your outfit in vanity fair

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[ctarailfan7003 @tallindianman]

I will die for my country CHICAGO ILLINOIS and my chariot the CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[emily north @north0fnorth]

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

[kati ⁴⁴ 🌺🌸 (🇫🇷) @indegobluee]

“so how was coachella lewis?” THE FACE BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Two can play that game.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

where’s Dave Matthews’ tour bus when you need it

[🪷ً @ethereaIised]

ur supposed to wear sunscreen every single day and u need to be wearing at least 2 teaspoons on ur entire face for it to be effective and also u need to reapply it throughout the day but it only comes in tiny little tubes that are really expensive… right right

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

“takes Chicago” and it’s just a big shoe on the street. I do that every day in my size 10s

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

we are gonna plant so much corn, beans and squash on this shit once the food crisis hits just wait