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every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem.

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If 2020 was a song it would be “Cheer Up Charlie”.
Everyone wants to skip past it.

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@elonmusk and @DollarGeneral should get together and put a charging station at every store.

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@OrangeBowl @Vol_Football @ClemsonFB @GordonByars @ashleynadams_ @volbud1

[Capital One Orange Bowl @OrangeBowl]

Hey @vol_football & @clemsonfb fans, we have another giveaway for you! 🚨

We have gameday posters SIGNED by Coaches Swinney & Heupel!

To enter:

1⃣ Follow @OrangeBowl
2⃣ Like & RT this tweet
3⃣ Tag friends below for extra entries

Winners will be selected Wednesday at 5pm 🍊

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@KarenKilgariff dreams do come true.

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After 2.5 years of trying to get a 12 ft @HomeDepot Skeleton, my wish came finally came true. 💀🥲

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I have never been more in a “fuck around and find out” mood then I am at this moment.

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🫥

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I can’t be the only one who gets hype to this song.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @DollyParton AND @marcusparks !!!!!

[WBIR Channel 10 @wbir]

Two things about East Tennesseans: We love sweet tea and don't mess with Dolly 😤 Happy Birthday to this gem! 💙

[Oysters Clams & Cockles @ClamsAndCockles]

When their classic crime-drama “The Sopranos” premiered 23 years ago, this is how HBO advertised in NYC.

[Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti]

not to be a giant bitch but I'd still like to avoid getting covid

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Count this as my character flaw but I’m really upset there wasn’t a Kevin Spacey video this year.

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My toxic trait is anxiously awaiting Kevin Spacey’s tone deaf “Frank Underwood” video every Christmas.

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Yearly reminder that Jim Jones went to Hell 43 years ago today after murdering over 900 people.

It was the largest loss of American life, pre 9/11.

[Melissa Hobley @MelissaHobleyNY]

Please stop devoting all of your coverage to #Rittenhouse and start covering #JuliusJones injustice and planned execution for Nov 18th. @GovStitt disregarding his own parole board who recommended clemency - TWICE. @justice4julius

[Connecticut Post @connpost]

Sandy Hook families — and an FBI agent who responded to the scene — who sued conspiracy extremist Alex Jones in Connecticut have won their defamation case by default. Jones had called the massacre “a giant hoax” and “completely fake with actors.”
https://t.co/Av19YUPJYj

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@ashleynadams_ Please

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TUNE IN TONIGHT #ExonerateGregLance

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Hey folks. Ep 4 of #itcouldnthappenhere is gonna start at 10pm. So go shower, grab your tea/wine/bourbon and get ready to get involved! I’m settled in and ready to live tweet to answer your questions. @SundanceTV @AMCPlus @rabiasquared @Undisclosedpod @innocence @JusticeForGreg1