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[kris @tweet1138]

Just got my @BCdiploma blockchain certificate from Stanford Online https://t.co/mQXJTP9ZCb

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Back by popular demand! 🤣🤣🤣

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Wouldn't it suck if Trump saw this all over twitter?

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING:

TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted at Trump, has been suspended.

This started when Trump showed his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector”. Now that worker has been suspended.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Q: "Trump…said the U.S. is going to run Venezuela. Under what legal authority?"

Rubio: *doesn't answer*

Q: " Let me ask the question again, what is the legal authority for the United States to be running Venezuela?"

Rubio: *doesn't answer*

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Can we show @realDonaldTrump that we haven't forgotten about this?

Can we retweet this 10,000 times?

Comment when done ✅ 👇

[Siddharth @DearthOfSid]

Reporter: You said Maduro is responsible for drug trafficking. You recently pardoned the former president of Honduras convicted of drug trafficking.

Trump: He was the head of the country. He was persecuted very unfairly.

Irony died a thousand deaths.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Congratulations to the “Peace President” and FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump, on making history as the first U.S. president to bomb seven countries in one year. Truly inspiring stuff. Take a victory lap, you fucking war criminal.

[VegasJake🖕 🇩🇪🇺🇲 @JakeBig10]

@BillKristol Forgot one

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

I’ll just leave this right here.

[Tilo Jung @TiloJung]

Sahra Wagenknecht will nicht sagen, ob sie froh ist, dass die Ukraine noch existiert.

[kris @tweet1138]

@Jordd28 How can we find this ominous “alt”? 😋

[kris @tweet1138]

The one quote, of her many many memorable quotes, popping into my mind just now: “I’m a fighter, not a quitter” #laughable #Westminster #UKGovernment #GeneralElection2022

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Liz Truss to resign as UK prime minister after 45 days in office https://t.co/WdW4QyHMyl

[kris @tweet1138]

#MaryQueenofScots - rarely seen anything more historically incorrect in cinema.

[kris @tweet1138]

@berlinairport @berlinairport - TXL Airport Bus still hasn’t got any luggage space, 3rd-world departure times and bitchy drivers. I’m embarrassed for my home town and the capital of Germany!

[kris @tweet1138]

So @eBay_UK charges fees for postage? How do they justify that?

[kris @tweet1138]

I can think of one thing that’s “defective at its core” but it ain’t the attempt to control nuclear weapons

[kris @tweet1138]

@Gumtree just made my day: “Your account has been restricted [...] We know you are going to question this but [...] we won't reply to any future questions you have” - brilliant support team!