tweet irl

I’m just a human that finds tweets irl

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Ok, I saw the last post tweeted by the bot contained a spider and had a panic attack...
For context, I have severe arachnophobia (diagnosed). I apologize for not being able to post tweets that contain spiders

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Just wanted to thank you guys for all the support you’ve given me, specially these past two years. Seeing your short but kind messages brought a bit of happiness to some really dark days I’ve had

Till another time

- tweet irl human

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Hi everyone

It’s a lot of work to do this manually every day, and due to personal life getting busier I need to manage the little free time I got. Because of that, I’m leaving the account indefinitely…

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[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

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[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?"

me: "yea”

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@it_meirl_bot The tweets are protected

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[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all cunts aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod.

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[Adrian Rae @adrianraee]

I would survive a Texas Chainsaw movie because I simply would not be in the state of Texas in the first place.

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[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

my bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. like you’re always making weird observations but they’re inaccurate.”

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[Lance Stewart @Lance210]

tupperware more like tupperWHERE the fuck is the lid

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[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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[Reeky Fountaine @ReekLeroy]

i do this by choice

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