Snarky Replies

When I am in the mood, I may be the snarkiest person alive.
Apologies for dropping final s, ed, and ings. My fingers can't type as fast as my brain works.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WHOA! It looks like Americans want the Republicans to keep #HandsOffOurSocialSecurity, because that hashtag is already trending NUMBER 5!!!

Let's get 1,500 fast RTs to push it to Number ONE!💪💪💪

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@StephenM Stephen Miller sleeping...

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@natsechobbyist We know Ted had one.
It's on display in a room in Trump Tower.

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@jefftimmer Looks like Eric to me.

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@tedcruz "Invasive critters that can lay 1,000 eggs at a time are found in Texas."
I thought it was Ted Cruz but I realized Ted could not take the pain of laying that many eggs.

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@claireluvsbearz "Wish I was Mike Pence’s fly on a wall."
Did you mean head?

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@joncoopertweets Upside down hanging from the ceiling?

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@tedcruz It reminds me of your Cancun outfit, just a different color.

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@DineshDSouza https://t.co/bP7FuvONyJ

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trust me — it’s only a matter of time.

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@jdawsey1 https://t.co/bP7FuvONyJ

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trust me — it’s only a matter of time.

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@MayoIsSpicyy https://t.co/bP7FuvONyJ

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trust me — it’s only a matter of time.

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@mikepompeo Pompeo will never be President of the USA.
Stop trying.

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@mattgaetz

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@GOPChairwoman Better to pay more than support terrorists!

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@GOPChairwoman

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@BonginoReport

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@Hbobrow1Hbobrow @thomaskaine5

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@mikepompeo Sorry, but you will never be President. So stop trying.

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@donwinslow

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@jefftimmer https://t.co/bP7FuvONyJ

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trust me — it’s only a matter of time.