@TheOfficialJVS Mr JVS, I have a luxury question for you if you wouldnโt mind indulging me?
Iโm looking to spruce up my white sheets for my very executive iPhone app short notice guests ๐คญ
What blue dye type product do you use to crispen up your tighty whities?
@TheOfficialJVS Well, based on previous advice, you could ask them โDo you have a very busy day tomorrow?โ Alternatively, fall asleep drunk on the sitting room floor usually works ๐คช
Cooking my signature Veal escalope and goose fat frites for my vegetarian diners causes a dash for the door!
@AskNationwide Doing a bit of a clear out and found your newsletter from 1982, before you or I were born Iโm sure
Talk of new branches & putting in those new computer things (will never catch on)
News of a new chairman & best wishes & growth for 1983โฆ ๐ช๐ฝ
Might be worth a RT
@jimmycarr so weird, another night of insomnia and the 4am panic attack, decided to listed to your audiobook ๐๐ผ
Life lesson, if you donโt know what to say, just call & say โI donโt know what to sayโ
Iโll probably skip the tax advice :)
Hello ๐๐ผ just to say Iโm back on the market, so if anyone is on the hunt for a freelance or full-time news or showbiz reporter, please get in touch! #journorequest#journojobs#mediajobs
@Jacqui_Smith1 @forthemanypod @IainDale does the @GBNEWS hospitality differ from @GMB and which is better? ๐
Also seeing as itโs another smut Friday, hereโs another topical drag name for you, courtesy of pointless - Caressa Dick ๐ or not as the case may be ๐
https://t.co/wRhITzuOve