Alexandra

nocturnal, cactus mom, low key psychotic

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Standing in line for the bathroom at a bar and these girls are talking about politics and crying... #nothanks

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Passed the White House on my way to the bar... 1 yr later and I still def don't belong here

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TGIT WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT, IM GOING TO BED.

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Made cauliflower rice last night instead of real rice and John had no idea, SCORE!

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Accidentally "liked" a controversial Facebook post that I have literally no opinion on... that's enough social media for me today...

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@mariiaaxo216 The inside it still open right? I will need coffee before my night shift!

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@mariiaaxo216 I was driving from home (dc) to here and I was starving, saw that and was like NOOOOO

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@mariiaaxo216 Yes!

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What the literal fuck happened to the wawa??

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Ya girl just changed a flat tire after a 13 hr shift 👩🏼‍⚕️💍

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Want 2 be a college freshman again but also enjoy being financially stable with a nice apartment and a retirement savings :/

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Looked at my syllabus and saw "short paper" and thought oh that's nice and then also saw "max 10 pages" that shit is not a short paper???

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The thought of another 4 yrs of nursing school is making me physically ill

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RN, BSN, PCCN.... yet will still sign my name as a scribbled mess without any of these letters so idk 🙃

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@davepysher Good

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@davepysher I gotta know!!

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@davepysher Wait are you coming this weekend?!?

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Me in the morning after John snoozes 3 alarms... "get you and your alarms away from me"

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Ugh when ppl makes plans to socialize but you've already committed to plans with yourself to be antisocial

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I'm prob biased but I think John and I are the coolest ~