Brett Hoffman

Consumer Marketer with experience in both wireless and packaged goods. Buckeye football fan, Tarheel basketball fan. All around great guy.

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@UtahPigBus @RexChapman I wonder if Maytag will still honor their 10 year parts warranty #maytag

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@NWKnifeWorks I'm a 1st time consumer who tried to place a large order w/ you today. Called a store who warned me of price increase going into effect at midnight. I scrambled to get order together but then at 10pm EST, pre-mature price increase took effect! Not cool! Plz honor!

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Sky Phallus in flight....Afternoon delight! https://t.co/GS4FTP9uOm via @usatoday

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Twitter rumor - Urban Meyer soon to be announced as the next head coach at Ohio State. If tweeted enough, it will come true!

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just got rocked by another earthquake in the marina district

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felt a pretty significant earthquake about 10 min ago while cooking risotto. building shook like hell for about 3 seconds!

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@terrifraser i felt it in the marina district

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just felt a mini earthquake in san francisco's marina district

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wow....my first San Francisco earthquake. Scared the shit out of me in my rickety 1930s marina district apartment!

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@elizanguyen totally felt it in the marina district! Quite strong!

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@ChrisShow400 Chris-is your email address [email protected]?

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@ChrisShow400 Whats your email address? I'll send you a flyer! It's september 17th, 2011. hope you can make it!

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@d160010 @ChrisShow400 Chris Showalter! It's your old high school classmate, Brett Hoffman. I'm planning our 20 yr HS Reunion. Tweet me!

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$5K spree @BarneysNY for me and 4 friends? I'll take you if you take me #UrbanDaddy http://t.co/0C1AvrT via @UrbanDaddy

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this is pretty freakin good:
http://kottke.org/10/09/fallon-and-timberlake-give-rap-history-lesson

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@farkette Agreed! Anytime Texas played Ohio State, Michigan or Penn State, it would be like a huge bowl game!

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Texas and Texas A&M to the Big 10 conference! As a Buckeye, love that idea!

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Back on twitter after a 4 month hiatus. To my 12 loyal followers, please forgive my antisocial behavior - was in hibernation mode

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just reviewed every super bowl ad. i know most didn't dig it much but i thought the google spot was well done.

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Seriously considering applying for a contest to live off groupons for a year. I could win $100,000 clams! http://www.liveoffgroupon.com/