Jack kelly

I'm not dead yet. Pennsylvania.

[Jack kelly @tweeterjak]

Prince Philip died. I really liked him in The Fresh Prince of Bel air. Wait, not the same guy? Huh! Well ok then.

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Bob Marley is the king.

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@Hocnana hahaha!!

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Do I "NEED" 20 cars? Of coarse not.
Do I brag about having 20 cars even though I don't have A car? I absolutely do.

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@FFrodo62 as far as I'm concerned there's only 3 Star Wars movies.

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Star Wars? Never heard of it. What is that, some kind of a movie or somethin'?

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I don't know how the fuck I survived 2020 but yet here I am.

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You're the smartest person I know but then again I only know like 3 people and they're all imaginary, so..

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Yo, Thanos is a straight up dick.

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Kids these days. It's all Instagram and Maroon 5 to them.

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Wipes tear and blows nose.

That Lionel Richie wrote some good songs.

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Jeffry is the ghost of the little boy who lives up in the attic. Jeffry doesn't like you. Jeffry says you smell like poop.

[Jack kelly @tweeterjak]

Well if everyone jumped off of a bridge I probably would. Do you think I'd wanna be the only one NOT to jump off of a bridge, stupid?

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Everything I do. (I do it for glue.)_

Glue sniffing Bryan Adams.

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If they were laughing with me we'd all be having a good time right now. So I'm thinking this isn't that.

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When I was your age I was afraid to take Tylenol. So I can't even imagine what owning a Blu-ray player would be like.

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I gonna have to ask you for the hoodie.

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Look away. I'm an attention whore.

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My legs are so white ghosts are all, "Dude!"