Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin

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[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

My 3 year old just asked me to sing her “My Shot” as her bedtime song.

If this isn’t the biggest parenting win ever I don’t know what is.

@Lin_Manuel @HamiltonMusical

#Hamilton #momlife

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@tedcruz No. Just… no.

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

You want to know what doesn’t scare me? A drag queen.

You want to know what does… take a wild fucking guess…

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

Me, while pregnant: 😴🛌🤮

Rihanna:

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@UnexpectedSAHM When he is older and can understand he will be so eternally grateful. You did the right thing. ❤️

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@weedswildflowrs Omggggg!!! Amazing!!!!!!! I’m so happy for you!!!!!!!!

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@andreavbecker When you find out, please let me know … I graduated in 2007 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@UnexpectedSAHM

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@UnexpectedSAHM Hugs my friend 💛

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@weedswildflowrs You got this, mama!!!! So happy for you!!!!

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@TheKalenAllen I’m so devastated. 😪

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

I am absolutely devastated. As a hip hop dancer, he was it. He was everything, he inspired us all. He was dance. You will be so missed. My deepest condolences to his family.

#RIPTwitch

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@weedswildflowrs I am so freaking happy for you!!!!

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

I passed the Series 7 exam!!! I did it!!!

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

I don’t think you’ll see this, but if you do, @MatthewPerry, I just read your book. I loved you as Chandler and I love you as Matty. You’re an inspiration and you’ve got this. And thank you. ❤️

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

I’ve lived in Colorado since 1995. I’m so tired 😪

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@weedswildflowrs 😬

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Hey, if you voted in #CO03, Lauren Boebert’s district, and your ballot was rejected, you have a week to fix it!

It could make the difference.

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

Those of you who have taken the #Series7, how long did it take you to study?

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

@KyleClark @jaredpolis @heidiganahl Thank goodness!!!!!

[Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017]

V. O. T. E.