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[Mason @webdevMason]

All that needs to be said about pit bulls was said by S-tier dog trainer Stonnie Dennis in 3 minutes

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@RightsRobins Yeah, how you going to make Athena so bitchmade

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@paloma_datgirl Read the book, the gods directed him

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@USConcubine Ratio'd

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

Regardless of who killed Charlie or why it was done - one of the primary goals was to shut you up and scare you away from speaking your mind.

Never stop.

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@paloma_datgirl Extremely dumb question, the Mediterranean is basically a giant Roman lake compared to navigating oceans.

[Chris Flack 🍓🤑 🇺🇸 𝕏 @ChrisFlack12]

@MarcoFoster_ @MacrodosingPod lol fuck this stupid ass crackhead @HunterBiden lol

go fuck yourself, you piece of shit

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@MarcoFoster_ @MacrodosingPod Aight smoke more Crack tho

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@castold86 @alessandricci You can literally convey that in any language , lmao

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@7Zark7BftP @alessandricci Why didnt they include all the cylclopses

[Sohrab Pundit @Sohrabpundit]

@JPGuerette Everyone intelligent enough to read and understand the original by Homer does not like the movie. If you are not one of those people do not call them lost.

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@JPGuerette That's like your opinion man, and obviously don't give a damn about cultural historical accuracy

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@SumanPradhan66 @yunghic1 Thats wild I never seen anyone say they didnt like napoleon

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@yunghic1 "Worst film ever" = figure of speech. Not literal recapitulation. Accurate description tho

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@yunghic1 Agreed, really bad casting, and worse dialogue

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@KyleKulinski Sounds like a rebellious kid, I wouldn't recapitulate that as being owned

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Self-checkout lanes are a scam to make customers do unpaid labor for massive retail corporations. They eliminate cashier jobs to save money, yet they don't pass any of those savings down to us. Then they have an employee stand there and watch you like a criminal while you scan your own groceries.

If I am checking out my own items and bagging them, I deserve a 5% discount on my entire receipt.I will gladly stand in the one open human lane just to avoid using those automated machines.

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@ShawnRyan762 Disgusting human behavior

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

18 year olds, after 13 years of government education, can’t build a house, can’t work on a car, have no idea how to farm, are economically illiterate, historically illiterate, have no idea how our bodies work, have no clue about healthy nutrition, and are chronically depressed.

Become self educated.
The system wants you to be its slave.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Tell me I’m wrong

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋