Tweeting drunk

i RT and favorite all the best tweets i can find. i am a country boy from iowa. i work hard so i can play harder. #tailgating is a relegion

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@Murph_Andy looks like the big O has competition from Spokane county in Washington state

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Busting this out today.... a 30 year old bottle 94.6 proof that don't got that anymore

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#budlightevote Ames Water, Horray @Murph_Andy

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Since Urbandale police love to have fun, O'Doyles in my backyard, w the grill going watching the 4th of July fireworks #grandfinale #onebeer

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I may have told the bride & grooms parents to check the local county courthouse & the date bc they've been married for a year #WeddingFail

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Thanks captain obvious with that great and helpful tip https://t.co/ekBlSoKYut

[Carly Frenette @carlyfrenette]

if you're trying to figure out who's doing a walk of shame this morning, look for green shirts☘

[Walters @ChristianWalte3]

"*after walk of shame* I'm gonna take a bomb ass selfie and skip all my classes" 😂😂

[Danielle Haas @danie11ehaas]

Kid with shamrock top hat clearly doing walk of shame in airport #respect

[Kaitlyn Dawe @kaitlyngracexo]

There's so many leprechauns doing the walk of shame this morning 😹

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Prego??? https://t.co/i7Y659yV96

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So if buzz driving is drunk driving, and your the DD on the booze cruise but your the only in car. Does that then make you a DDD?

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OMG, I never thought the day would come when some posts there engaged and have less then 100 likes on IG until now

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Why hasn't anyone started a #MimosaMondays just a thought

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Happy national margarita day everyday. Drink up

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“@gates_madi: I@ drunk”