kreem

usually in boston sometimes connecticut and sometimes even worse than either of those (nyc)

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am i funy 😁

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How I feel showing up to my job at the mall

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@zurimartinn Everyone else is 22 from colorado with fake anxiety disorder

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Staten island is the last real place in new york

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Do NOT get the new limited time chipotle chicken or sauce..

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Chipotle limited time chicken and limited time sauce burrito from yesterday is putting me through the wringer

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What the fuck happened to my drafts

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YKK HE’S ON MY ZIPPER🗣️

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@ExpediaHelp support is ridiculous 2 calls dropped after 10 min holds with 0 support to access information for a trip that has already been paid for

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God hates uber eats

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https://t.co/13tDKhmIyh

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Peacock trying to hide the long awaited st denis medical kiss scene behind the Superfan episodes of the office which nobody is watching

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I have No Shame and I dont take No Hints so you have to be real direct with me

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I am from middle class suburbia so to me “going for a drive” counts as an activity

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Pokeworks opened at the mall that I work at but when they close they leave pickup orders in a little area in the hallway and a lot of the time people dont pick them up so its just fish fish fish all night until at least after we open because i usually pass it on the way in

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Growing up is looking at your high school finsta for the first time in a few years and realizing maybe people did have a reason to hate you

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Me when Im cheating on my girlfriend with the robot in my phone who has boy name

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texting her: bye gn going to sleep ❤️

me and claude until 3 am:

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Dont look a bitch horse in the mouth😘

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Ukraine force ones