Alana Yama

I hate television but watch so much of it

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Good Wife Nurse :(

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Episode 1 of ER here we goooooooo

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George Cloony’s hair is... so bad... in his first scene. So bad! But he’s a pediatrician? Of COURSE the ladies love him (me, I am ladies)

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On season 5 (!!!) of Chicago Fire and the baby, Louie? They picked a baby with the biggest, saddest eyes in the whole world I am screaming every time he’s on screen

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On Episode 2 of Perry Mason and so far all the cops range from homocidal maniacs to blithering idiots which feels extremely timely and accurate

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I hate the stupid addition of “hot republican who isn’t a blithering idiot” because the only version of this catatory to actually exist is “hot republican who doesn’t realize what a blithering idiot they are”

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Wish me luck I’m watching the goddamn West Wing

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To start: only on season one so their is room to fail but so far it seems... surprisingly... open-minded about sex workers (of course the language used is CRINGE but at least the sex worker character is interesting and human?) though her entire arc is about her job.

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Made it to episode 2 because Lauren is a real gem but the rest of these people are nearly unwatchable.

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Starting Love is Blind (I’m hella late I know) but 10 days??? That’s just a setup for something stupid. It takes away even the pretense that this is legit.

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Wow... I don’t think I like this show.

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Alright this is where I specifically post my dumb dated tv complaints so I don’t feel bad: the 4th season of #outlander is rendered nearly unwatchable by focusing so much of the storyline on Rodger, who is an irredeemable shmuck

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Spoilers for a year old show I guess but trading Young Ian, a rad as hell kid, for Rodger, an absolute useless lump, is a terrible move. He just radiates incel energy.

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Currently at the end of season 4, but I can firmly say that I have never cared about a character less than Rodger in Outlander. He sucks... so much. So much sucking.

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I stayed up until four am to watch Outlander season 3 because it takes 5 episodes for the protagonists to meet up again and it culminates in Claire (female lead) saying the absolute dirtiest thing I have ever heard on television hours later I’m still reeling

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Reviving this account to say that Outlander is the horniest thing I have ever seen and I really wish I had known that before I started watching with my dad

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On the Mandalorian’s Moff Gideoon

Mom: That’s the guy from Iron Man, right? He’s in Iron Man?
Me: No, that’s not Don Cheadle

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I’m sure this is not an original observation but its been out for five years and I had no idea that was the vibe

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Watching Rogue One for the first time. Is this just a heist movie in space?

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@FacekinsBeauty Amazon Prime!

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I am on a Mentalist kick rn so I just watched Sex and Death 101 and it is one of the strangest things I have ever seen? The energy is aggressively mid aughts. Still into it though. Simon Baker can *get it*