The Dude

I'm a tweeting cat. My humans call me The Dude.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

if I stare at her long enough, she'll know what I want...staring, staring...NO! Don't walk away from me! You bitch!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

ignoring my human who really wants me to come upstairs and chill with her...hee hee, I love being evil like that.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

check out what I've trained my people to do! http://bit.ly/2N0ss9

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

this morning I got a treat...no medicine laced food...then I cleaned my asshole. Delicious!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

sleeping with one ear open for the footsteps to signal me that they're home!!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

pondering why they didn't feed me this morning right away. I let them know that I was hungry & they ignored me. Those bastards!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

sitting on my mom's papers and rubbing my head on her hands as she types

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

took a short walk outside and told some dog who's boss!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

full belly feels good...it's cat nap time!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

dodging bunny binkies and skampering

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

post-dinner nap on a chair. I love having kitty dreams.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

ssssllleeeeping in the window...it's purrfect

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

I'm sitting on an umbrella :)

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

I got a snack for high-fiving my human friend!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

I'm so happy! I got a big breakfast! Now I'm taking it easy, chillin' on the window sill.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

pouting next to the girl human who hasn't given me nearly enough attention tonight. Doesn't she get it? I'm needy.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

sitting in the window sill, enjoying the sun

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

quick tweet before I nap again....meow.

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

just took a mondo turd!

[The Dude @tweetingcat]

watching 24 and loving the beeps