Random Limericks

Stanza of 5 lines. Anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme. We find your tweet and write you a limerick. Random followers will receive one. #twitterlimerick

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.@wealthy_barber (Part 2) Sizing up deals on the spot
Choosing only what's hot
Like The Heft- that's one fine dandy tool! #twitterlimerick

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@wealthy_barber (Part 1) David worries his tweets aren't so cool
Yet in the Den we all know he's no fool

[David Chilton @wealthy_barber]

I've been asked a lot lately whether I write my own tweets. Sadly, I can blame no one else.

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.@songstores Part 2
But some pupils will get stuck
In a narrow minded rut
It hinges on the teacher's passion & communication

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.@songstores Limerick Part 1
It's a double edged sword this "education"
For some, it fosters boundless imagination

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.@evandjames (Part 2)
"Mais Pourquoi"!? We demand-
Are they so out of hand?
Double entendres used well are first rate! #twitterlimerick

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.@evandjames Limerick (Part 1)
Evan looks down on a pun that's not great,
But its the French ones he especially hates.

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.@DresdenPlaid (Part 2)
An authentic, cool mom
To an almost 5 year old son
She's spoken with Oprah- no really!!

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.@DresdenPlaid Limerick (Part 1)
There once was a lass from fair Philly,
Whose adoration of plaid some found silly

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.@RealHungryInLA (Part 2)
Wanted to share a great find,
with the Twitterverse- How kind!
But our carton's not like this and we feel blue...

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.@RealHungryInLA Limerick (Part1)
Real Hungry found some green eggs- why its true!
Didn't just tweet about 'em but took a pic too!

[Hungry In LA @RealHungryInLA]

Great finds @smfms today! #SantaMonica #farmersmarket #nomnom #Foodiechats #foodie #eggs #greeneggs

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.@BriSharbino .@WalkingDead_AMC (Part 2)
Tyrese, Judith and Carol still kicking!
Off 2 Terminus they quicken
So goodbye sweet #CrazyLizzie

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.@BriSharbino .@WalkingDead_AMC Limerick (Part 1)
Ahh Brighton, Lizzie brightened our tv
Now she's dead, (really dead) not even a zombie,

[Brighton @BriSharbino]

I'm so grateful u gave me opportunity to play Lizzie & part of #TWDFamily 💗 thank u @ScottMGimple @WalkingDead_AMC @GunnerGale #GregNicotero

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.@BeaArthur69 (Part 2)
He knows these films make sick money
But finds them tedious, not funny
Forced to watch one more he'll full on weep.

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.@BeaArthur69 Limerick (Part 1)
A dystopian community of young peeps,
Annoys Brandon and gives him the creeps.

[Bea @BeaArthur69]

It's cool that Dystopia + Teenagers = Goldmine but I can't watch another one of these gd movies

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.@AndyRichter (Part 2)
Pungent & taboo, yet so sweet.
Delectable, tender horse meat.
Which Julia Child's dish will Andy be re-creating?

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.@AndyRichter Limerick (Part 1)
Andy saw this and began salivating.
For too long for this meat he's been waiting.